TrashTalkTwitterThurzdeh 6

Welcome to TrashTalkTwitterThursday6

The comment section is like a soapopera. An online "Days of our lives" with neverending drama, trolling, feuds, beefs and Homoshops. Lot's of Homoshops.

But it doesn't stop there. No. Maniacs have been representing quite beastly in the land of 140 characters also known as Twitter.

This segment, brought to you by Gogo, (An internet God), :

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,is here to highlight all the festivities that you may have missed in case you don't have a twitter account.

Check it out :

The man,

the myth,

the legend...

Bjorn Rebney.

Head of the 2nd most powerful MMA organization in the motherfucking solar System decided one night to get totally wasted and assume the roll of's own resident Zuffa shill, Joben and fuck withJimmy Smith, bellator's play by play guy. How Bjorn knows Joben or why he'd even fathom to impersonate a random commenter of a not that well known MMA blog... is beyond anyone, especially Jimmy Smith himself.

Make no mistake, this IS the real Bjorn Rebney's account :

Follow Bjorn Rebney,

he gets drunk on Fridays and says real mean shit to people on the internet to blow off steam after a hard weeks work of spearheading the 2nd largest Mma syndicate in the universe.

(backstory : joben had bjorn Rebney's pic as his avi for awhile but i was too much a lazy ass to catch his tweets while posing as Bjorn Rebney...:-(, just imagine his tweets as Bjorn tweeting it, it's pretty funny, or not... whatever, fuck you, die, thanks bae)

Varner vs Trujillo



Say what you want about the uneventful undercard and the recordsmashing 10 decision UFC169 card, that fight was a legendary, stand and wang, Stann vs Silva;Melendez vs Sanchez-esque BANGFEST !!!

No worries pal, you fought your ass off, controlled most of the fight and eventually got caught by a guy with TNT in his fists. You'll be back. And besides you'll always be known as this guy :

I failed to get on the Trujillo hypetrain after his dissappointing showing against Nurmagomedov but after last night i definetly consider him a fighter to watch and i look forward to what he's capable of in his next fight.

Follow Jamie Varner, follow Abel Trujillo and thank them for saving what was one the most dreary PPVs in months.

Two weeks ago, y'all got to witness the phenomenon... no, religious experience that was the "Gogo and 209" doubleteam on some random ho': @theTanyaAttack. This week I present to you "the Oilchick and Fat Daddy Noobs airtight scene" performed on the able and willing Derek Brunson:

You've got to admire the balls on Noobs and Oilchoke. If Derek Brunson made a tough guy like Yoel Romero shit his ass:

what kind of fecal reaction you think he'll get out of the Doobscheck dynamic duo in a simple basketballgame?


follow Fat Daddy Doobs,

follow Derek Brunson before he 12-0's your ass... literally.

So you guys know me. I'm the nicest, friendliest, do-right-by-your-man type of guy there has ever been. Also... i"m a politically correct white-knight crusader bitch that stands up for the butthurt feelings of those who can't stand up for themselves. (lol, get it? butthurt? can't stand up? lol? no? ok, whatever fuck you, die, thanks bae)

So naturally when this random dude; "butt cheek mcgee" claimed that Christy Mack's (aka Krusty Mack aka Krusty the Clown) body "was" hot back in the day... implying that nowadays it isn't anymore, he kinda irked the ire of Lady Gogo,(patron saint of all things estrogen). I just had to intervene on behalf of poor defenseless krusty pornstars everywhere...

(Krusty the Klown Mack's body edited for Braiterman-ey reasons)

Follow Krusty the Klown,

she broke up with Whore Machine recently. Cum at her, bro.

Alright, chavos. This was the sixth tittytitty (TTTT): TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.

If you see a tweet that was funny, moving, revolting, or want to be on the VIP list of my next seminar on being "Rehabilitaiter'd"? Tweet the codeword "Gogo" and with a printscreen of a "plain offensive comment" that demonstrates what "an absolute asshole" you are to my twitter account, and you may witness a once in a lifetime lecture on the pleasures and joys of being rehabilitaiter'd:

I bet it does, Taiter. I bet it does.

Praise our lord and saviour, Taiter. For he died Taiter'd us for our sins. Amen.


Twitter is gigantic and I could use all the help I can get to make sure everybody that's worthy of props, get their props.

Also, if you're not on twitter yet, make a account and post your handle in the comments below. The more the merrier, baby. ;-)

Ok, I hope you enjoyed this shit and stay tuned for the next episode of TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.

I wanna Tonkstomp all you illegal aliens on the back on your motherfucking head



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