Welcome, ladies (assuming Ella and Kara are still with us) and Gents, to the Cinnamon Whiskey Edition of Fornication Friday, so named because I'm drinking Black Velvet's Cinnamon Rush Whiskey as I type this. It's like drinking candy. Fucking try it. So! To the matter at hand... Given the news of TRT being officially banned, I thought I'd do a "Fit as Fuck" edition for the FFT. So sit back, grab the lotion, and apply directly...
...to your anus, cuz she is coming for that cornhole! I keed, I keed!
I wonder, who gets top in a relationship with them?
For serious, though, on to what we're here for...
Sucks, huh? Well, she's a former "adult actress", so go find her stuff, if you want..
So, Maniacs, now that you've been properly drained ( I hope),
discuss what you want, from pussy farts to the banning of TRT, from how awesome I am to whether our residedent shit picker, Mr. G Smith, likes it up the butt. Also, since I've had three quarters of a bottle of whiskey, I'm feeling friskey. One month ban bet one Lyoto/Weidman. I've got Lyoto, don't care how he wins, just that he does.
Now I'm going to smoke a bowl, walk out into the rain, listen Metallica, and enjoy what remains of the night.