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What? You all think Ronda is just going to Waltz right up and Ragdoll Sarah like she did Meisha?

Get real. Sarah McMann is no pushover, she's a fuckin thoroughbred.

She'll throw heavy heat right down the pipe and not even come close to flinching. Ronda comes in blindly with them windmills just basically throwing whatever she can out there to grab a hold of something, anything to tie up, so she can then turn her back to avoid a fist fight and go for a hip throw. But that's the thing, she just uses her Judo to hide her scared ass stand up game.

But it doesn't fool me. I see through that shit. I don't give a fuck about all the huffin and puffin her trainers been doing about her boxing. As far as I'm concerned, that shit is all hearsay and doesn't hold any weight whatsoever. I'll tell that dude to show me the Carfax. No. Better yet. Show me the fight tape. I've seen everything I need to see to know Ronda just ain't ready to chunk with a REAL (and I mean this with all due respect) bad bitch like Sarah McMann. Fuck out of here Meisha "Cupcake" Tate. More like wait for the skirt to flip up to "Faptime" Tate. Fuckin water girl for some not even middle of the pack Facebook prelim fighter. But even she was able to take Ronda into deep waters, 1 bum arm and all.. You see what I'm saying?

McMann is about to man up and hand Ronda a grown man ass whoopen. Sarah is about to butcher this bitch. And yes I do mean butch her. Sarah will go full bulldyke mode on Ronda and there's not a damn thing her lil petite ass is going to do about it. I mean I guess she could throw up a last ditch armbar.. But wtf is that going to do to SheHulk arms? You remember what happened when mofo's would throw up triangles on Rampage back in Pride? Now imagine Ronda getting Arona'd for hanging onto an armbar like that shits a fuckin triangle on one of Sarah McMann's arms? Yeah, can you say 1 arm power bombing the fuck out of everything in her path?

Sarah is proven, on the grandest stage, and in the grandest facet of MMA, Ronda got a fucking bronze in some BJJ/USSR Sambo hybrid. That's like saying because Ronda medaled in Olympic Badminton, she can all of a sudden take Venus and Serena Williams on the Tennis court. Stop it.

Sarah McMann is a mother. She's a full grown ass woman. Ronda is a little girl to her. Temper tantrums and all. You think Ronda is going to get in the way of a mother and her young? Sarah is like a mother grizzly bear ready to go into full protect and fight-to-death mode. Yeah that's a scary SOB. She'll treat that octagon like a stream of river and storm across that bitch to confront whatever the threat waiting on the other side is that's trying to step between her family and a better life. Except Sarah doesn't have to worry about throwing down with some bigger, badder grizzly. Ronda is one of them soft ass berry eating bears that'll turn and tuck tail then run right the fuck up a tree to get the hell out of harms way and away from danger. But bad news for Ronda, there is no tree waiting in the octagon to climb up and out of should shit hit the fan. And yes shit will hit the fan.

Stick to Hollywood Ronda. We have a new champ in town and she's the real broad to put the beat down on Cyborg for ruining our beloved Gina.

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