Steven Seagal is no longer training Anderson Silva, who not coincidentally, is now 0-2 since the bloated B-movie star skipped town to assume the role of poultry smasher. When he's not busy chasing criminals, the part-time "Lawman" is contemplating a run for governor of Arizona, according to The Washington Post. Sounds legit! After all, who wouldn't want to leave their state in the hands of a man whose film credits include the role of "Cock Puncher" in The Onion Movie? Photo by Esther Lin for MMA Fighting.