Welcome to TrashTalkTwitterThursday5
The MMAMania.com comment section is like a soapopera. An online "Days of our lives" with neverending drama, trolling, feuds, beefs and bannings. Lot's of bannings.
,is here to highlight all the festivities that you may have missed in case you don't have a twitter account.
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WarMachine is a stupid fuck :
What's The Vatican's stance on TRT? You know them old Priests prolly take Testosterone so that they can stay hard for them alter boys.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 27, 2014
Butt he's my stupid fuck... and Kara's :
Basically Warmachine's schtick is that he's an alphamale and therefore says and does what he wants to whomever he wants and whenever, whatever... he's the man. Despite several stints in jail, a criminal record, doing porn etc... he's still the man. Guys want to be him, girls want to be with him. I'll let him do the talking :
Why does @philbaroni hate all things delicious? He's prolly one of those guys that makes his wife spank his balls with a spiked paddle.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 27, 2014
"What kind if man doesn't watch sports?" My bad, I always thought beating dude's asses and fucking hot bitches was man shit.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 27, 2014
I wanna invent a pedicure spa that gives u a BJ while they work your toes and wash your car all the while. #GENIUS— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 26, 2014
I like my coffee white, just how I prefer my fat asses.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 26, 2014
When I was doing my year in jail, had I gotten @justinbieber as a cellmate I just may have fucked him, he's close enough to a girl for me.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 24, 2014
Dying from AIDS > dying a virgin— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 21, 2014
Can a midget bitch take a full sized dick doe?— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 12, 2014
I hate midgets...when I see them I can't believe that they're a real thing.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 12, 2014
It may not be that big, but it IS a magical stick. #WMTHEVAGICIAN— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 9, 2014
It's true, I am a VAGICIAN by trade, MMA is just a hobby.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) January 9, 2014
" ...make his wife spank his balls with a spiked paddle " lol, i'm sooooo stealing that. I get it now. I get what Krusty Mack sees in this guy. Goodlooking, ripped, successful MMA fighter.... and he's creative. He's epitomizes the three B's of AlphaMaleShit : Brains, Brawn and Balls. This guy's can do it all. I have to admit, the creativity displayed in "Vagician" did made me want to suck his dick a little...
Follow WarMachine. Don't go full Beta, bro.
RIP, Liz Carmouche, RIP endia_jefferson. :'-(
In a world full of racist, homophobic and just plain narrow-minded bigots, we thank Vishnu that enlightened progressives such as Condom Depot exist to make a difference. No questions asked:
A used condom by the one and only Oilcheck may be worth up to 50$ to 70$ on the underground spermbank market.(i have my sources, just trust me on this one) Condom Depot may have missed a lucrative business opportunity there.
Follow OilCheck, follow Condom Depot. and Start multiracial gay orgies and fanpost that shit... Seriously, i'm geniunely
bi curious what that would be like.
Mania has a rich betting culture and as the name of this segment suggests, Trashtalk is a big part of the goings on when bets are made. Oilcheck may probably be the fiercest competitive trashtalking better in all of mania so future sig/ass/ban betters, here's a little slice of what you're up against should you ever cross paths:
Diabetes jokes, fat-shaming and midget-molestin... the low-blows don't just stop when Oilcheck's entertaining the fellas, future lurking betters. You've been warned.
Follow TripPilch, he good folk.
Alright, you swole ass hunks. This was the fifth TTTT (pronounced: tittytitty): TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.
If you see a tweet that was funny, moving, revolting, or think you can do a better job at making a TTTT, you ungrateful fucking piece of shit, i have one small advice for you: Stop posting, make a new username and start over again. You're done here.
I'd wife all you Fuckstick McFuckstickersons in a heartbeat. Xoxo