Welcome to TrashTalkTwitterThursday5

The comment section is like a soapopera. An online "Days of our lives" with neverending drama, trolling, feuds, beefs and bannings. Lot's of bannings.

But it doesn't stop there. No. Maniacs have been representing quite fervently in the land of 140 characters also known as Twitter.

This segment, brought to you by Gogo, (whose offers are unwanted) :


,is here to highlight all the festivities that you may have missed in case you don't have a twitter account.

Check it out :

WarMachine is a stupid fuck :

Butt he's my stupid fuck... and Kara's :

Basically Warmachine's schtick is that he's an alphamale and therefore says and does what he wants to whomever he wants and whenever, whatever... he's the man. Despite several stints in jail, a criminal record, doing porn etc... he's still the man. Guys want to be him, girls want to be with him. I'll let him do the talking :

" ...make his wife spank his balls with a spiked paddle " lol, i'm sooooo stealing that. I get it now. I get what Krusty Mack sees in this guy. Goodlooking, ripped, successful MMA fighter.... and he's creative. He's epitomizes the three B's of AlphaMaleShit : Brains, Brawn and Balls. This guy's can do it all. I have to admit, the creativity displayed in "Vagician" did made me want to suck his dick a little...

Follow WarMachine. Don't go full Beta, bro.

RIP, Liz Carmouche, RIP endia_jefferson. :'-(

In a world full of racist, homophobic and just plain narrow-minded bigots, we thank Vishnu that enlightened progressives such as Condom Depot exist to make a difference. No questions asked:

A used condom by the one and only Oilcheck may be worth up to 50$ to 70$ on the underground spermbank market.(i have my sources, just trust me on this one) Condom Depot may have missed a lucrative business opportunity there.

Follow OilCheck, follow Condom Depot. and Start multiracial gay orgies and fanpost that shit... Seriously, i'm geniunely bi curious what that would be like.

Mania has a rich betting culture and as the name of this segment suggests, Trashtalk is a big part of the goings on when bets are made. Oilcheck may probably be the fiercest competitive trashtalking better in all of mania so future sig/ass/ban betters, here's a little slice of what you're up against should you ever cross paths:

Diabetes jokes, fat-shaming and midget-molestin... the low-blows don't just stop when Oilcheck's entertaining the fellas, future lurking betters. You've been warned.

Follow TripPilch, he good folk.

Alright, you swole ass hunks. This was the fifth TTTT (pronounced: tittytitty): TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.

If you see a tweet that was funny, moving, revolting, or think you can do a better job at making a TTTT, you ungrateful fucking piece of shit, i have one small advice for you: Stop posting, make a new username and start over again. You're done here.

Twitter is gigantic and I could use all the help I can get to make sure everybody that's worthy of props, get their props.

Also, if you're not on twitter yet, make a account and post your handle in the comments below. The more the merrier, baby. ;-)

Ok, I hope you enjoyed this shit and stay tuned for the next episode of TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.

I'd wife all you Fuckstick McFuckstickersons in a heartbeat. Xoxo

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