And judging by those menus, he is having a Diarrhea Diorama this morning! So tuck your dicks you simple fuckers (or plug your va-jay-jay's for the ladies), Wooly Shambler aka The FFT King aka OilCheck's personal Jerry Sandusky aka "I'm just keeping it warm" has returned which means everyone better wear a condom at all times, just in case, and Pablo can now stop worrying about your deviant sexual desires and start preparing the mowers & the rest of his equipment for the busy spring and summer seasons ahead. I know everyone's missed Mania's favourite Mongoloid son so let's all give him a shout out in the comments, you rascally cocksuckers.
Now let's get to the main event since I know you bundles of sticks are already rock hard and it'd be really gross if one of you premature ejaculators came while reading this shit right here.
ONE MORE THING!
*Before we get to the good stuff, I'd like to dedicate a small portion of this thread to our dear friend Taiter*
Now that we've all emptied our stomachs and Taiter has blown his load and fucked off, let's get started:
Special for Pride. YAWK YAWK!
And one more for my fellow Torontonian Jelly Belly, as per his request:
Someone put some numbers on the FFT so that me and wolfie can get off to it!
I got you bro!
As always, feel free to add more when you've dispensed all of your shame glaze and your guilt-ridden anxiety kicks in. And to the man himself, enjoy your first weekend back home Wooly, remember to pace yourself with this thread so you don't blow a hole through your computer screen and get back on Mania soon.