"I wanna be your backdoorman." - Led Zeppelin, Whole Lotta Love.
Welcome to TrashTalkTwitterThursday3.
The MMAMania.com comment section is like a soapopera. An online "Days of our lives" with neverending drama, trolling, feuds, beefs and #lickbutthole. Lot's of #lickbutthole.
But it doesn't stop there. No. Maniacs have been representing quite pulchritudinously in the land of 140 characters also known as Twitter.
This segment, brought to you by: Gogo (voted world's swollest studmuffin in 1972), is here to highlight all the festivities that you may have missed in case you don't have a twitter account.
How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." ;)— JW (@KetsugoJW) December 19, 2013
This is Team Metro PCS fighter, Ketsugo.
He's a 4th dan Blackbelt in "JuJitsu", pro MMA trainer, not politically correct and disgusted by body hair.
In between getting his ass handed to him on MMAMania.com and posting pics of his girlfriend (who may or may not be a transsexual) on said website's comments section to prove to random online strangers what a catch he is, he's using his MetroPCS phone to non-stop tweet his never ending love for Barack Obama :
And publicly broadcasting his fetish for being a swinger/cuckhold :
(Hi 5 Ricky Dooby)
Ketsugo is a patriot, action figure and terrifying force of nature. This is Ketsugo's world. And with metro's unlimited talk, text and all the data you need at a ridiculously affordable rate, you can be a part of it too.
(Ketsugo inviting to you to the airport to kick your ass sold separately)
(backstory : check out this thread :http://www.mmamania.com/2013/11/11/5092122/pic-bikini-miesha-tate-gorgeous-dec-2013-cover-fitness-gurls-magazine-mma#196825509 or any other Miesha Tate thread)
Fagot : Dutch for Bassoon
Bronze Bratwürst : American for OJR
Follow OJR, cabron. Soy un camarero, jajaja.
Trolling aside let's pay homage to a semi-forgotten or at least only known to hardcore MMA-fans Mixed Martial Arts legend : Kevin " The Monster " Randleman.
I used to focus on the negatives way to long, my fathers passing hurt. Moms passing refocused me to who I can be. Hungry to make differences— Kevin Randleman (@themonstah_) December 18, 2013
Best known for owning one of the most shocking upset KO's ever over a prime Mirko " Cro cop " Filipovic (Cro Cop later avenged his loss by subbing Randleman) a sick, sick German suplex over (widely considered) MMA-GOAT Fedor Emelianenko and just non-stop wrestling aggression. Kevin Randleman reflects over the passing of his parents and how if you can't change something, how to adjust your attitude towards it.
@DrunkJoben I'm in shape, I need great shape. You understand. Dm# let's chop it up.— Kevin Randleman (@themonstah_) November 24, 2013
Follow Kevin Randleman, a good dude, dedicated familyman and highly entertaining OG MMA'ist.
Check out his fight with Fedor back at Pride Critical Countdown 2004.
"Fedor Emelianenko vs Kevin Randleman" (via SmokeR686)
Yves Edwards cracks me up.
"@BeIieveOrNot: The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable."13 letter query"Who gives a fuck"— Yves Edwards (@thugjitsumaster) December 16, 2013
Thugjitsu > Ju-Jitsu. Follow him before i assault your wife's womanhood.
Tap or Snap's word of the day : Cunt.
Just to reiterate and shit. Everyone . Go and die. Cunts.— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) December 14, 2013
Bastards and cunts everywhere. Fuck em.— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) December 14, 2013
Fuckers fuck ur troubles. Cunts worried about shit . Fuck off. Cunts. Pure cunts. Go die— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) December 14, 2013
Die cunts . That's all really.— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) December 14, 2013
I want to kill you all— Oscar Bosco (@BonusPrize) December 14, 2013
Tap or Snap, that's not a threat. It's a promise. Follow him, you stupid motherfucking subhuman cuntin' cunt cunt McCunterson VanCuntsdale upon Cuntingsextonshire.
And now : the wacky adventures of everyone's favorite Oklahomo: Plainview !
(Backstory : GSP was accused of fathering a child /impregnating some chick out of wedlock. He denied everything... or something)
You stay classy, Plainview. Tune in next fortnight (that's two weeks, you uncultured Americans, smh) for the zany and corky mishaps of Plainview.
Lol, this conversation or " convo " as you young folks put it ; is epic. Basically, Oily and Rilly made a bet for 500$ and that didn't sit too well with a certain maniac. Living up to his Mania screenname, let's just say he... snapped :
You know, Tap has a point.
I mean, 500$ ? For a silly bet ? Are you serious ? Are you fucking serious ? Cunts ? Ok, 100$ is still friendly, 200$ is crazy but 500$ that's just fucking insanity, what the fuck fuck fucking fucksticks is wrong with you idiots ? Only an asshole would make a bet like that. This is just fucking stupid, i can't believe you mongoloids... you fucking... stupid... cunts.... jesus... FUUUUUUUUUCK !!! Nooooo!!! Stoooooop! Why? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Follow Rilly, never met an Australian I didn't like.;-)
Alright, you handsome studs. This was the third quadruple T (pronounced: tittytitty): TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.
If you see a tweet that was funny, moving, revolting, or "offensive" ...
Taiter it in the comment section below and get the poster banned for two weeks because you're too much of a Canadian pussy to tell that guy bullying you over the internet to go and fuck himself like everyone else would've. Post it in the comment section below.
Twitter is gigantic and I could use all the help I can get to make sure everybody that's worthy of props, get their props.
Also, if you're not on twitter yet, make a account and post your handle in the comments below. The more the merrier, baby. ;-)
If you are already on twitter, we probably already follow each other. If not, post your handle below in the comment section. Some twitter users don't use their mania screenname on there and I (and other maniacs) have no clue who you are on twitter.
Ok, I hope you enjoyed this shit and stay tuned for the next episode of TrashTalkTwitterThursdays.
I lust after each and every one of your ballsacks. Xoxo
Especially you, Isaac Vallie Flagg.
isaac vallie-flagg (@IKEVF) December 19, 2013
(backstory: Watch Zoolander (
Blue Steel (via amyrojek)
spoiler alert : Magnum is the same as Blue Steel)