Looks like these goodfellas weren't that good at mixed martial arts (MMA).
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Women's Bantamweight Champion, Ronda Rousey, is "The Insureon Protector," which means she's putting on some black spandex and rescuing hapless small-business owners from the evil big-box stores.
In this case, very small business owners.
"We wanted to do something different to highlight that small-business owners have someone in their corner 24-7," said Ted Devine, CEO of Insureon. "Ronda Rousey as the Insureon Protector perfectly exemplifies our commitment to protecting the little guy. We will use YouTube and digital media to send the message that the real heroes of the U.S. economy have Insureon and the Insureon Protector to help them and protect their businesses."
Anyone else in the mood for some lemonade?
Rousey can currently be seen taking care of the little guys -- literally -- as she coaches a team of eight bantamweight fighters on season 18 of The Ultimate Fighter (TUF). Later this year, she'll defend her 135-pound title against fellow TUF coach Miesha Tate at UFC 168 in Las Vegas.
And I doubt she'll be "very gentle," as indicated in the above video.