"The dumbest human being to ever be involved in the sport. The most irrelevant fighter on the fucking planet. He has not won a fight in years. He can't beat anybody. He literally can't be anybody! Cyborg would fucking knock him out. But still has people talking about him. For as stupid as he is and as irrelevant as he is, he's very good at keeping people talking about him."
Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)
Bully President Dana White, making noise at a recent UFC 168 media scrum (video), proves his own point by suggesting that former UFC Light Heavyweight Champion and current Bellator 106 headliner Tito Ortiz is good at keeping people talking about him. "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" will fight fellow ZUFFA jetsam Quinton Jackson later this year in Long Beach, Calif., to headline Bellator's inaugural pay-per-view (PPV) card, despite being an "irrelevant" party crasher who is so inept at mixed martial arts (MMA), that he would probably get knocked out by a female featherweight. Anyone doubting that Cris Cyborg -- a fighter represented by Team Punishment -- would even have a chance against the muscular 205-pound hall-of-famer, should re-watch this video of her power-bombing Ortiz back in 2011. That really happened.