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What Cory Breighterman needs to do after "The Mauler" Gets a Unanimous decision over Jon "BONES" Jones



I'd like to think I am a fair person. Even though the original plainview and Cory comments after My "WAR MAULER! I got A GUS by UD", comment were erased, I distinctly remember Cory asking if I wanted a rated( pg) sig bet. And to that my fine sirs I say LAME. I propose something that will not only benefit all the Jones Haters but also the Deridivis Star haters.

Ok so here it goes. If Mauler wins by Unanimous Decision, Cory has to write an Epic Jon Jones piece where instead nut hugging the genitalia of sir BONES, it will be A piece about how the the light heavyweight division has never really been that deep of a division. (Not as bad as the heavyweight division anyways but still) The article will talk about jones only winning cause of the size/ length advantages, along with reiterating every single fucking dumb ass comment he has ever made, whether it be racist or just borderline retarded as only BONES can accomplish. A picture of Jon's face looking as dejected as possible would also help the cause.

Whatever else Cory puts in the article is up to him, but it all has to be bad things about JONES, nothing good, nothing with a hopeful future for Jones's career like, " Well this lost has humbled Jon, I know he will be back stronger than ever for his next fight!" yeah nothing like that at all please.

This only if mauler gets a Unanimous decision. Plainview suggested I get a permanent ban if jones beats gus. To that I say this, "Fuck you plainview you prick." I will however accept a two week ban and whatever ridiculous sig Cory wants to Give me, or Have the other fellow Maniacs come up with something better as long as it isn't a longer ban lol.

As a fellow maniac I was thinking of wearing whatever was suggested and having that as my profile pic, but I'll see if anyone else can come up with something better.

However, This only will happen if Jones wins by the way Cory says Jones will win, and Gus wins by the way i say he will win.( unanimous decision) I think Cory said jones by 2nd round ground and pound or submission, i cant remember, but that doesn't matter, it has to be one of those and it doesnt matter which round either.

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