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Pic: UFC President Dana White has bigger guns than Jon Jones

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UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Jon Jones will turn you into Swiss cheese as you burst through the front door, but promotion president Dana White will cut you down before you even get off the freeway, thanks to this insane .50 caliber sniper rifle that just obliterated some poor chipmunk in the backwoods of Maine. Both Jones and White are a fan of heavy metal (see a sample of "Bones'" arsenal here), so if the shit hits the proverbial fan, find one of these guys to shack up with -- assuming they don't blow you away en route to their bunker. Pic via Twitter.