Alright you Fuckin Maggots
Bons here takin the reigns here for a one off special edition of your weekly, used to be hugely popular, smutfest. Last weeks edition was actually fuckin damn good, but got like 10 comments. Fair to say FFT is diein a slow death, which is a shame.
However I'll try and revive it a bit with some TnA, Humour, Fun, Jokes, Sexy vids and even a Competition, with a prize motha fuckas.
And before any of you complain that it's not Friday, fuck you, It's very early Friday mornin here in jolly 'ol London.
Upon the request of Messr PabloXL, MERCI.
10 Fun Facts:
I'm not gonna be sworn to these.
- Two-thirds of the world's kidnappings occur in Colombia.
- Two-thirds of the world's executions occur in China.
- There are more chickens than humans in the world.
- The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".
- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
- More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
- All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
- 1,111,111 x 1,111,111 = 1234567654321
- It's impossible to lick your elbow.
- The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle. :)
Smokin 'n Tokin
A few funny and not so funny, Jokes
Disclaimer: all copied and pasted and only funny if you actually laugh.
- Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.(Don't ban me, I'm not Miguel Torres )
- I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world."
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
- I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
- My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green, and when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
- My wife is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
- Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand
- A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
- How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.
- Chuck Norris doesn't exist... If he did exist, he would have smashed my head against the keyboard and siodwjeifhwiehnfoiwhoe jwofjwpfj2ewgooirj,mvlk...
- ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Some fucked up gifs:
Fancy winning your entrance fee for the new season's Moneypool?
All you have to do is win a little Kountermove Game I have set up.
Winner gets their name on the Golden Ticket.
And its fuckin free!!!
Lads, I would appreciate it if you only enter if you have not got next seasons fee paid or it's not already covered by some other means.
Sexy video Alert!
Penelope Cruz, Irena Shayk. That is
Another Hot Sexy Vid for you lucky bastards
I'm spoilin ye fuckers!
Last bit of humour from my home town.
Hope everyone enjoyed that and thanks for stoppin by lads and ladettes.
And hope ye join me in the Kountermove game, and Good Luck.
And how many of you tried to lick your elbow or used a calculator?
Even a fuckin poll?