Sometimes the headlines just write themselves.
War Machine, or Mr. Machine as I like to call him, is at it again on twitter. The current Bellator welterweight contender and former porn star's twitter doesn't have a filter. Whatever he thinks is what he sends out to his 23,000 followers every day. Seriously, the guy is a serial tweeter.
Anyway, today (August 10, 2013), Mr. Machine went to twitter to discuss his thoughts on rape. Spoiler: they're insane.
Just raped @ChristyMack She tried to make me wait until "after errands" As if! =p— War Machine (@WarMachine170) August 10, 2013
Real men rape. ( Their GF's and wives, not strangers, don't get your panties in a bunch.)— War Machine (@WarMachine170) August 10, 2013
Machine (Tom, is this really how I'm supposed to call him?) previously served two terms in prison due his inability to live in this beautiful thing we call "reality." During one of those terms he kept a blog and wrote perhaps the most asinine statement about the American prison system.
"The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either."
You'd expect to hear a statement from Spike TV or Bellator saying that he's been released but I doubt it. They are the network that aired MANSwers after all.
UPDATE: War Machine removed the "real men rape" tweet and said it was taken out of context.
Apparently you idiots didn't read my tweet prior to the one y'all are crying about, it puts it in the right context. Sensitive ass bitches.— War Machine (@WarMachine170) August 10, 2013
Context is the word...y'all motherfuckers just love to take what I say out of CONTEXT and then attempt to demonize me with it. #DIESLOW— War Machine (@WarMachine170) August 10, 2013