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The Bastard Wrecks Chief's Apartment.

Sorry for the delay between posts guys I'm slack. I'm on my phone, so this one will be a bit shorter. Iris wakes up from a night of drinking with the bastard to go to work. When he tries to open the bedroom door ot won't budge. Confused and half asleep he rams the door til it opens. He walks out into a cloud of steam coming from the bathroom. The tun faucet has scalding hot water coming out of it and he turns it off and notices bastard's clothes on the floor. He walks into the living room and sees bastard naked, covered in vomit and puke on chiefs couch and just then chief comes home from a night shift and he is fucking furious. It turns out bastard turned on the faucet to shower on full heat and passed out.They wake bastard up and he tries to blame Iris and when they tell him his clothes were in the bathroom he still denies it. They promptly best the shit out of a defenseless puke and piss covered bastard and demand he call in sick to work and fix the apartment cause it's a fucking horror show in there. The carnage: pictures breaking out of their frames, paint bubbling and peeling off the wall, dish washer, tv, DVD player, stereo, stove all suffered massive water damage and wont work fucking cupboards all warped to hell and won't open. And probably the funniest thing, chief was moving the next day and the landlord had apartment viewings schedules that day. Needless to say he forfeited his damage deposit. Stay tuned for some short blurbs that include bastard getting third degree burns over 80% of his body, getting thousands of ant bites, falling off the Halifax pier seriously injuring himself and getting beat up for acting hard.
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