Alright you fuckin maggots, just a final heads-up that the new season for the Freepool and the Moneypool starts tonight.
So here’s a final last minute reminder for those who have not yet made your picks.
Tick-Tock bitches, you have only hours left.
Fucking make your picks now.
If after this event you have zero picks made, I'm kicking you out. No fuckin about.
If after 3 events you have not paid up to Joben, your gonna get kicked. Regardless if you have 100% picks made already. Just ask Rolandando.
The 64 Man Bracket -Tourny
Miss your picks. Miss the cut. Tough shit!!
We will have enough players involved in both the Moneypool and Freepool to make a tournament consisting of 64 players. Originaly I did this tourny with 32 players, now this is 64 again. Good going.
Okay, a slight change to the format this season.
The best score over the first 2 events will qualify.
So if you have a bad start, you still have a chance to redeem yourselves and still qualify. Top 64 best scores will qualify. This is open to all players, and requires absolutely no work on your own part. Just make your gaddamn picks!! Players who qualify will be paired RANDOMLY!
10 events. 7 rounds
Rounds 1-3 consist of TWO events
Round 1 is event 1 and 2. This is the qualifying round. ( Top 64)
Round 2 will be to find the winners from events 3 and 4. (64 players)
Round 3 will be to find the winners from events 5 and 6. (32 players)
Rounds 4-7 consist of ONE event.
Round 4 will be to find the winners from events 7 . (16 players)
Round 5 will be the best scores from events 8. (Q/Fs, 8 players)
Round 6 will be the best scores from events 9. (S/Fs, 4 players)
Round 7 will be the best score from events 10. (Final 2)
Snapshots of said tourny.
There are 2 Golden Tickets up for grabs.
Get you name on a Golden ticket to gain your entry fee to the Moneypool next season.
All you have to do is either win the Freepool, or win the Tourny.
Snake_Pliskan won the last tourny and opted to use the ticket for a friend to join the Moneypool.
Here’s a couple of tips from a seasoned veteran who doesn’t know his shit from his spit.
1) Pick with your head, not your heart.
You see inside that thick skull of yours is a fuckin brain. Brains actually work wonders. Brains are fuckin smart bastardin things. They process thoughts and assess situations and do all sorts of crazy amazing shit super computers can only fuckin dream of. It makes you do rational and proper things such as makin the right choice, or in this case, making the right pick.
See your heart? It pumps a shit ton of blood to your dick and gives you a fuckin hard on for your favourite fuckin fighter.
Don’t pick with your dick!
2) Home town boy don’t mean shit.
Just ask Mark Hominick how his home fight went against the Korean Zombie. Mutha fucka got fucked up in 7 seconds in front of his mutha!!
Sure, research. Sherdog, Youtube, Nostradumbass, Unambig. How fucking boring. Just look at the money lines for fuck sake and pick the favourite. The bookies can’t be wrong. How many betting shops do you see closing down? Exactly.
4) Hot – Bout.
The Hot-bout, for all you new kids in these pools means double points! That’s right fuckers, it means twice as many points as it does for all the other fights. Just incase you tards don’t know what double meant. The Hot-bout is your friend. Caress it, feed it, sleep with it, fuck the hot bout. Just use that fuckin fanboy boner you got on the hot bout. Pay attention to it. You will be rewarded!
5) Gut Instinct.
If you still can’t decide who to pick. Go with your gut. That’s right, gut instinct. Listen to your gut. What happens when your gut tells you something? It usually means you need to take a shit. And what happens? You take a shit of course, and you feel better for it. See. Your gut was right all along.
Now if you go by all these tips, your sure to be a future champ. I should know, but I don’t, cos I never practise what I just fuckin preached.
Current Freepool Champion!