We still have over a month to go before Michael Bisping and Alan Belcher face off inside the Octagon, but that doesn't mean it's too early to start hyping up their fight. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Count."
"Do you realize how stupid you look, Belcher? You sat with Wallace Doucheberry in the back of the Phantom making these big, stupid bets. It's pointless. April 27, UFC 159, you're getting knocked out. You know it, I know it, we all know it. So take your Phantom and keep it, Gilberry, you're gonna need it when you're broke and your NFL career is dried up and none of your 'yes men' pick up the phone anymore. You'll need that car to go sell it, because you're gonna be on food stamps pretty soon, I'm sure."
Yes, Michael Bisping has seen the video of Alan Belcher and Cincinnati Bengals star Wallace Gilberry (click here if you missed it) and no, he's not going to partake in either of their "stupid" bets. That means no Johnny Cash tattoo, either, but one thing "The Count" will get inked is his contract to fight "talentless" at UFC 159, which is scheduled to go down on April 27, 2013 at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey. But just because they aren't putting a wager on this fight doesn't mean we can't. Which one of you Maniacs has a sig bet on this pending middleweight melee?