well i have less to bitch about this episode..but..here goes nothing... so they are out on a run to find guns and ammo... driving casually by a stranded living person...(i dunno..maybe you might want more people to help you defeat an entire fucking town?! no?!!) and yeah who couldn't see the car getting stuck from a mile away..but hey..you gotta have the zombie in the car windows at least every other episode..

i dunno how many of you want to go back to your home town..maybe some of you have never left..lol..but there they are back in rick and carl's old town...and yeah i don't think i would expect guns to be where you left em in a world gone mad...but it was worth a try..

let's walk past a spray painted warning that reads.."turn around and live"...there should be no problems here don't ya think.. oh and props for the booby traps..i for one would have built a freakin spiked ditch around the farm back in season two..and why the fuck isn't any living person's "safe" area basically not trapped and spiked out to keep out the dim witted walkers..yay for the smarts of a singular character..

cue lone gunman with total vantage point on three people...they do not comply and scatter and of course not one bullet hits anyone..wtf..nice convenient cover for ol rick...and here's a tip... if you want to live very long in that world..don't do anything rick tells you... carl (the real leader lol) manages to shoot the unknown masked man...rick- "i thought i told you to go wait in the car!!" gee dad if i had listened to you we would have been dead a couple times over during these seasons..

gunman is macked out in body armour and is not dead..time to reveal...MORGAN..yay...the dude from season one!! no son to be found..awww..and his pad is rigged up proper!! so yay they found a shitload of guns and ammo... they don't just grab the fucking goods and split like most sane people would..rick wants to put himself and the others in harms way.. let's split up shall we and see what can go wrong..lol

there were some good lines in this episode like when michonne is snacking on morgan's food and rick tries busting her balls about it...and she just says...the mat said "welcome"...love it!

carl tries to sneak off like an idiot..michonne is having none of it and they end up at the zombie cafe to pick up a sentimental photo and a fricken decorative kitty...fine..i'd want a pic of my mother too even if it was twatty lori..lol

so coo coo morgan wakes up and breaks off his zip ties and for a hot minute i though rick was gonna get gotten..but no..just a flesh wound... he's all pissed that rick never answered his calls on the radio and so he should be...we get the sad story that his zombie wife ended up killing their son and he had to top em both in the end..shitty bumhairs!!! morgan does not want to join their lil group cuz if it's so fucking awesome then why the hell do you need all these guns??!! damn it morgan for a crazy dude you makin a lot of sense!! if you got something good..people wanna take it..and you are gonna go by teeth or by bullets.. joy..

so they leave morgan to his mad self..and he gives great advise to carl.."son..don't ever be sorry!!" and he should of added..and don't listen to rick..but no... i am glad they have lots of guns and bullets and also noted a couple more cross bows (giggidy) cuz that ensures some good carnage for the upcoming episodes...

they are driving back to the prison and i half thought that rick might see the random dude and figure hey..i couldn't get morgan the now crazy dude to come (and he coulda done some booby trapping for em too lol) maybe i SHOULD pick him up and add some man power..but no..he was a bloody smear on the road cuz they left him to die after driving by him..then driving away from him when he caught up... i do like that they just casually backed up and grabbed buddies possessions..ice cold

ok..this was not as mock filled as my other two recaps..there really was less to belly ache about..next episode should prove interesting when the governor and rick meet up and what other mayhem may ensue...you know i will be counting down the days to find out!!

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