It's all in the accent.
Below is a well-edited video from last Friday night's Resurrection Fighting Alliance (RFA) 7: "Thatch vs. Rhodes" event, which featured a scrappy bantamweight brawl between Danny Mainus vs. Zac Chavez (see our full results and recap here).
Which, comically, became "My Anus," as The Undergound points out:
"My Anus is relaxed here, Pat."
"I'll watch my anus."
"There is a cut on my anus."
"My anus is in pain here."
"My anus is all bloodied up here."
"My anus is bleeding all over Chavez's chest."
"The ringside physician just popped in to look at my anus!"
How about you?