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FORNICATION FRIDAY : IN HONOUR OF UNAMBIG




Although he and I won't ever see eye to eye on some things because of our awesome hatred for certain fighters styles etc what have you , I dearly respect one of manias finest writers. Anyways unambig has been consistently been giving us quality previews and reviews of cards and fighters. Not only are his grossly simplistic and whacked insights and breakdowns a breath of fresh air but they're usually spot on bias included. So in honour of him and his writing and constant quality additions to numerous threads let's do this one big to show our appreciation .

also I had to copy and paste this from unambigs last 'quick and dirty' because of the bullshit from the higher ups etc and just how awesome it is.

"Hello dear Maniacs.

I am your host and most humble narrator tonight, for what shall be a politically correct and socially approved post regarding the upcoming sporting match between French Canadian fighter Georges St-Pierre and Californian medicinal marijuana user Nicholas Robert Diaz.

All unpleasantness has been removed from this post, for your safety and comfort, including but not limited to:

Profanity
References to men having sex with their mothers
References to women having sex with their sons
References to people as homosexuals or engaging in sexual relations with one another
References to homosexuals at all, including all words pertaining to said user group, even ones that could be construed as such accidentally
References to a person's racial makeup, heritage, or nationality
References to MMA fighters who at one time may have had a penis but no longer has a penis and now fights other MMA fighters who do not have a penis but never had a penis in the first place
References to the word penis immediately following this sentence
References to the upstanding and honourable website Bloody Elbow and all implied or direct commentary about Kid Nate, including speculation about the size of his <word deleted>

MMA Mania would like to thank you for your continued cooperation, urges you to continue to click on articles about Ronda Rousey and Matt Riddle, and implores you to follow the rules laid out for you by your moral and intellectual superiors on staff."

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