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Wow. Never before have we seen a card like this. Call this the night of the underdogs. Overeem getting KOed, Fitch getting Fitched, Evans uncharacteristically being passive, bullshit Split Decision on Evan Dunham and Camus just plainly sucking.

In our own money pool, the Aussie made it big even making an appearance at the PG scoreboard. Congratulations scarnon for making Mania1 camp proud. Aye aye aye for the koala fucker drunkard from the country that convicts built down under.

UFC 156 QUICK RESULTS:

UFC Featherweight Champ Jose Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar Aldo wins via unanimous decision (49-46 x2, 48-47)
Rashad Evans vs. Antonio Rogerio Nogueira Nogueira wins via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Alistair Overeem vs. Antonio Silva Silva wins via TKO (punches) 0:25 of round 3
Jon Fitch vs. Demian Maia - Maia wins via unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
Joseph Benavidez vs. Ian McCall - Benavidez wins via unanimous decision (29-28 x3)
Evan Dunham vs. Gleison Tibau - Dunham wins via split decision (29-28 x2, 28-29)
Jay Hieron vs. Tyron Woodley - Woodley wins via KO (punches) - 0:36 round 1
Bobby Green vs. Jacob Volkmann - Green wins via submission (RNC) - 4:25 round 3
Yves Edwards vs. Isaac Vallie-Flagg - Flagg wins via split decision (29-28 x2, 28-29)
Chico Camus vs. Dustin Kimura - Kimura wins via submission (RNC) - 1:50 round 3
Edwin Figueroa vs. Francisco Rivera - Rivera wins via TKO (strikes) - 4:20 round 2

MANIA1 CAMP:

• 46 people (68%) picked Scarface to win. Indded, Frankie provided no answer to claiming the 145 pound strap. Aldo won but to say he got 49-46 is simply ridiculous.
• OHMAMADOES went against the torrent of Rashad Evans and picked Lil Nog and boy did she fucking hit the jackpot tonight
• First of all, I would like to congratulate LETSTALKMMA for fucking sticking to his guns and picking Big Foot to win. Good thing I did not bet with him on Overeem. Letstalkmma probably traveled to the future as he SCORED PERFECT for SILVA! PABLOXL also made a ballsypick picking BF and he was rewarded 7 points.
• 209stk, Rolandando, Yan117, sklart, 209king, danago, kevjack115, dildon, Oilcheck, scarnon, spaceben and unambig comprised the 18% that picked Maia to win. SCARNON and ROLANDANDO even got perfect points. Good picking guys.
• only 11 people picked McCall and they were 209king, dildon, Wisetoad, sarah, Shivan Tiger, wyldeman99, danago, biggant, rampagelangford, danielworby and pabloXL. Divorce is a bitch guys, next time don't pick a fighter going or will go for a divorce.
• 49 people (73%) picked Dunham to win and boy did the judges showed their incompetency once again with that split decision.
• Wisetoad, sarah, bigGcastle, NNR, demerit, kevjack115, danielworby, donkeypunch81, Deuce02, SUPERFKNMARIO, and ohmamadoes fucking missed the easiest hot bout this season so far. What were you guys thinking picking a fighter who last fought when Monica Lewinsky was giving Clinton BJ in the White House????
• DILDON (or more popularly known as dildomurderer on Mania) and CHRISTOPHCLEUS picked the Strike Force fighter and boy did they get their EARLY BONUS pre-CHRISTMAS! BALLSY PICK and REWARDING!
• 42 people (63%) picked T-Wood and I guess no one picked him to KO jay that fast.
• KG12 and CRUZ JACKSON got PERFECT POINTS for Vallie-Flagg and RGIII got 79 points. Wow guys did you know something about the Jackson fighter that we did not know?
• bitemyjacket, Snake_Pliskan, bigGcastle, wyldeman99, rickydooby, danielworby, donkeypunch81, Deuce02, pabloXL, Vicdundee, Redman, kimura_all_over_your_face, Christophcleus, Yan117 and sklart formed the 22% that picked Kimura to win. CHRISTOPHCLEUS even got a PERFECT SCORE for this fight. If there's one thing we learned from theis fight is that a guy that missed weight can sometimes win.

THE WINNERS:

FIRST PLACE: Scarnon

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• Our Aussie friend finally made his presence felt
• Scored 69 points
• Only 6/11 correct picks
• Perfect points on Aldo, Maia, Benavidez, and Rivera
• Perfect score for the Hot Bout
• Assured of a spot on Mania Money Pool Season 10
• Congrats koala-fucker

SECOND PLACE: Chrsitophercleus

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• Scored 66 points
• Correctly picked 7/11 fights
• Perfect points for Benavidez, Rivera, and Camus
• The only one to perfectly score Camus
• Congrats lurker

THIRD PLACE: Snake_Pliskan

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• Our mania1 points leader after 3 events notched third place this event
• Scored 65 points
• Just 6/11 correct picks
• Perfect calls on Aldo, JoeB, Dunham (impressive Split Decision pick) and Rivera
• Perfect for the Hot Bout
• Making a statement Snake, proving that 2013 is indeed the Year of the Snake

SHIT PICKER: NNR

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• 2/11 correct picks
• Scored a measly 10 points
• 5 points for Joe B and 5 for T-Wood
• What happened bud?
• Will wear a sig of shame courtesy of scarnon

THE SCORES:

Camp Rank	Points	Player
1	69	scarnon
2	66	Christophecleus
3	65	Snake_Pliskan
4	64	kg12
5	62	sklart
6	56	freenow82
6	56	letstalkmma
8	54	spaceben
9	50	goldmouth
9	50	Rolandando
11	49	RedMan
12	48	afrotikiman
13	47	Yan117
14	45	CruzJackson
14	45	SabuDhabiSandwich
14	45	bitemyjacket
17	44	VicDundee
18	43	ricky-dooby
18	43	DetroitDrew
18	43	MMA_Boss
18	43	dildon
22	42	unambig
22	42	Jido7
22	42	Scottidog
22	42	sepenoob
26	41	swiftman
26	41	ohmamadoes
28	40	pabloXL
28	40	MixedMartialFarts
28	40	RGIII
31	39	ViolentMike
32	38	Jonnyboy6969
32	38	OilCheck
32	38	kimuralloverurface
35	37	Ulf_Murphy
35	37	Dlocc
35	37	Phasebook
35	37	SanabriaMan
35	37	phinsallday
40	36	murph0706
40	36	jelly_belly
42	33	BNF
43	32	Rilly
43	32	thepride
43	32	Aussie
46	31	U_Had_Me_At_Kimura
47	30	donkeypunch81
48	29	wyldeman99
48	29	biggant
50	28	Deuce02
50	28	Joben
50	28	bigGcastle
50	28	DanielWorby
50	28	Tap-or-snap-Bons
55	27	209stk
56	26	ShivanTiger
56	26	SUPERFKNMARIO
58	25	Ninja_Oreo_Dollop
58	25	highallth3time
60	24	Rampagelangford
61	23	dmerit
62	22	209king
63	18	sarah-
64	17	Wisetoad
65	15	kevjack115
65	15	danago
67	11	jacare
68	10	NNR

The Scores after Three (3) Events: (SORRY SARAH BABE BUT THE ARROWS CONTINUE)

• The year of the snake proved helpful for Snake_Pliskan as he is still leading with 192 points
• letstalkmma is showing his picking prowess as he is still second place with 179 points
• After getting up 24 notches last week, kg12 is now up 8 notches and is third with 173 points. Dana is proud of you bro.
• Rolandando was kicked out of camp so a BE guy gets to be fourth. Yes I am looking at you sklart who got up 11 notches
• Good event for Yan117 as he is up 8 notches and has broken the top 10
• Christophcleus went up 24 notches to be in the top 10, impressive
• scarnon went up 25 notches. Wow.
• 209king went down 14 notches. Stockton downfall right there.
• Our resident hot babe sarah went down 16 notches. Ouch. We also want your clothes to go down sarah.
• Wisetoad went down 17 notches.
• WE NOW KNOW DANAGO sucks at picking

Season
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Rank	Points	Player	Movement
1	192	Snake_Pliskan	+/-
2	179	letstalkmma	+/-
3	173	kg12	8
4	171	Rolandando	1
5	165	sklart	11
5	165	afrotikiman	1
6	152	Yan117	8
7	151	Christophecleus	24
8	150	ricky-dooby	4
8	150	goldmouth	11
9	149	Dlocc	1
10	148	unambig	3
11	147	Jido7	3
12	146	freenow82	14
13	144	CruzJackson	7
14	143	DetroitDrew	5
14	143	spaceben	13
15	142	kimuralloverurface	+/-
16	140	scarnon	25
17	139	wyldeman99	7
17	139	bigGcastle	8
18	138	ShivanTiger	10
18	138	SanabriaMan	+/-
19	137	RedMan	9
19	137	209king	14
20	135	Ulf_Murphy	1
20	135	U_Had_Me_At_Kimura	5
21	134	Phasebook	1
21	134	swiftman	3
21	134	jelly_belly	+/-
22	133	Joben	8
22	133	ohmamadoes	3
23	132	Rilly	4
23	132	OilCheck	+/-
24	130	sarah-	16
24	130	VicDundee	6
24	130	Wisetoad	17
24	130	SabuDhabiSandwich	7
24	130	Tap-or-snap-Bons	7
25	129	murph0706	1
25	129	SUPERFKNMARIO	9
26	128	pabloXL	2
26	128	sepenoob	4
27	124	Jonnyboy6969	3
27	124	Aussie	2
27	124	phinsallday	2
28	123	Scottidog	7
29	122	MixedMartialFarts	5
30	120	MMA_Boss	8
30	120	dildon	8
31	118	RGIII	6
32	117	Deuce02	5
33	116	BNF	+/-
34	114	donkeypunch81	2
35	113	thepride	+/-
36	111	Ninja_Oreo_Dollop	6
37	109	ViolentMike	5
37	109	DanielWorby	2
38	103	209stk	1
39	101	jacare	13
40	99	highallth3time	+/-
41	98	Rampagelangford	1
42	88	biggant	2
43	85	kevjack115	1
44	79	dmerit	1
45	78	danago	2
46	73	bitemyjacket	3
47	45	NNR	1

Event Winners:

• Event 1: bigGcastle - 65 points
• Event 2: Snake_Pliskan - 74 points
• Event 3: scarnon - 69 points

Finally finished. ENJOY Maniacs. Next UFC event to score high or get the $20. Keep talking