UFC 157: "Rousey vs. Carmouche" blew the roof off the Honda Center in Anaheim, California, last night (Sat., Feb. 23, 2013) featuring a main event of Ronda Rousey submitting Liz Carmouche in the first round of their historic bantamweight championship bout, the first women's match-up to take place inside the Octagon. The result was the same as every other "Rowdy" fight in history.

You know the saying by now: Death, taxes, Rousey by armbar. Whatever.

The co-headlining attraction saw Lyoto Machida work his always elusive game to frustrate Dan Henderson over three rounds en route to a split decision win. Boring as it may have been for all involved, that light heavyweight title shot is now his.

The other three main card bouts saw Urijah Faber choke Ivan Menjivar while standing up, Court McGee earn a unanimous decision victory over Josh Neer, and Robbie Lawler knock Josh Koscheck out in his "Ruthless" return to the world's largest fight promotion.

In cased you missed any or all of it -- or just want to keep the discussion alive -- below are links to all the major storylines borne from Saturday night's event in Anaheim.

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UFC 157: "Rousey vs. Carmouche"

Results and live fight coverage

Recap and morning after discussion

Post-fight press conference

Bonuses and awards

Event photo gallery

Ronda Rousey vs. Liz Carmouche fight video highlights

Lyoto Machida vs. Dan Henderson, Urijah Faber vs. Ivan Menjivar fight video highlights

"Prelims" results recap

Recap: Robbie Lawler knocks out Josh Koscheck

Recap: Court McGee decisions Josh Neer

Recap: Urijah Faber chokes out Ivan Menjivar

Recap: Lyoto Machida beats Dan Henderson

Recap: Ronda Rousey armbars Liz Carmouche

Review: Robbie Lawler vs. Josh Koscheck

Review: Urijah Faber vs. Ivan Menjivar

Review: Lyoto Machida vs. Dan Henderson

Review: Ronda Rousey vs. Liz Carmouche

UFC 157 post-fight fallout

Event report card

Biggest winner and lowliest loser

What's next for Ronda Rousey?

Joe Silva's Shoes: Possible next fights for UFC 157 winners

25 post-event facts

Full Dana White media scrum video

Dana White wraps up the event

Referee Herb Dean proved he's still the best in MMA

Ronda Rousey's performance was pitch-perfect

Ronda Rousey was more concerned with her bra than getting submitted by Liz Carmouche

Ronda Rousey's win breathes new life into women's MMA

Miesha Tate would rip Ronda Rousey's face off in a rematch

Dan Henderson is still viable for a title shot despite loss to Lyoto Machida

Lyoto Machida's win over Dan Henderson reaffirmed by Fight Metric

Lyoto Machida is definitely the number one contender at light heavyweight

Lyoto Machida won't be granted a title shot because he "can't draw flies"

Lyoto Machida's boring win may have left the door open for Alexander Gustafsson

Chael Sonnen licks Rashad Evan's shoe after Lyoto Machida beats Dan Henderson

One win for Robbie Lawler in the UFC has changed everything

Dana White had no problem with the stoppage in the Robbie Lawler vs. Josh Koscheck fight

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That, my friends, should be enough to keep you talking -- at least for the time being. What gets your vote for the biggest story coming out of UFC 157?

Sound off, Maniacs.