So, here I am, a huge supporter for women's mma and rights and whatever fuck these bitches want to be equal.

Well, guess what, all you chicks with pussies and double penetration, you AINT GOT SHIT. You don't got a prostate like a man. A real man, who goes weekly for "Prostate Exams" at that "theater" you always see your overly friendly uncle go in and out of.

Anyways, I made a WMMA highlight... it pump me the fuck up for tomorrow. I won't be paying. Machida-Hendo should still be 5 rounds, title fights main event. I got that.

i'm a self degrading motherfucker, and i must admit, i didn't do a shitty job on this. thank you

It's set to Ellie Goulding's Anything Could Happen... She is a goddess. And don't you dare say anything else. Let your hatred for Skrillex grow.

Here it is... oh one last thing. I feel this has to be said. Miesha, girl, you are the finest SEVEN that I've stuck a finger or two in my asshole for.