I'm beat and have work early so i'll forgo any in-depth food critic review and give you the straight verdict.

Side Effects

Little slow at first, picks up & ends with a great succession of twists.

8.3 out of 10 (.3 comes from tit bonus)

Verdict: Get out and go see it, don't wait for netflix (I'm on to Vudu now anyways)

Identify Thief

Fan of both of the main's, but even that didn't help. All the best parts were in the previews. I actually fell asleep for a few minutes; could not wait for it to be over. Hopefully Bridesmaid's (what's her name?) upcoming one with Bullock is better. *They have a new girl SNL that's definitely taking cues from her *

3.0 out of 10

Verdict: There's much better ways to waste $22 (smuggle in own food--fuck $16 nachos)

And if you want to see a Former NFL player take a dive straight from the books of Bob Sapp check out link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVy4dsT5ptk