You must move like water.
So for my first fan post, I have decided to write about my experience with this Drunk (capitalized because he was way past Joben at this point) guy coming into my second job as graveyard cashier at a gas station.
He comes in and first thing he asks is: "Are you Asian?" What the fuck do you think I am? You think I have these chinky ass eyes for shits and gigs? And because I'm asain, he decides to go into this long conversation about how martial arts originated in India and then eventually migrated over to the main Asian countries. Whether or not that's true, I could give a flying fuck. He then proceeds to ask if I heard of Bruce Lee. He goes on this rant about how Bruce Lee completely fucked up martial arts as a whole saying he took bits and pieces of different martial arts and made it into his own. So far so good right? Then he goes on to say that he himself met with Ip Man (Donnie Yen is amazing) and spoke to him about Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee was a prick who started the art of taking strikes to include blocks. Blocks, evidently, didn't exist back in the day when Dinosaurs roamed the Earth and that you just took shots like a man and hit back. At this point, I started zoning out because who the fuck wants to listen to a Drunk asshole at 3 in the morning? Long story short, according to Drunk Asshole Bruce was phony and had no idea about Martial Arts except for flashiness in movies.
I'm not necessarily a Bruce Lee fan but I'm sure some Maniac out there can enlighten us.
EDIT: It has come to my attention that Bruce Lee is in fact Boss. For further proof, please see PabloXL's comment. Thank you for your time