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Hump Day Whine!

Seeing a hot girl with a loser boyfriend!

Who is a loser boyfriend exactly? Easy. He’s that guy who drives an annoyingly loud car, smacks his girl’s ass in public, and refers to her as "Bae." He plays video games from the comfort of someone else’s home during working hours, and he has his forklift license. He's the guy who speaks like he’s the biggest deal since sliced bread, and is non-actively pursuing a career as an "Artist" while his girlfriend supports him in the hopes that he'll change, but still maintain his ridiculous chin strap. He grunts the loudest at the gym, and doesn’t return the weights back to their proper spot. He’s the guy you pull up next to at traffic lights while his windows are down blasting music, and you can make eye contact with him through his back window because his seat is reclined further back than what's safe to drive.

At the bar he drinks Malibu and Coke, followed by Smirnoff Ice, and brags about how drunk it gets him. He'll tell you that the best phone ever made was the Nextel two way for its Walkie-Talkie capabilities. And he makes his girlfriend cry on a weekly basis. These are all classic symptoms of a loser boyfriend.

A hot girl, and a loser boyfriend go together like Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg. I’m convinced that neither can actually survive in nature without the other. That being said, there's still nothing worse than spotting a hot babe, and then seeing her loser boyfriend walk into the picture. How is this physical embodiment of a trailer park community, capable of getting a woman who could easily split her time between modeling, and being a hostess? Surely the everyday Maniac has more to offer. Maybe it falls down to a relationship between IQ levels? - We may never know. In the end, you just can’t help but feel like we lost yet another good one to the bad guys.

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