When someone tells you, "You look tired"
It’s damn near impossible to be tired and get away with it without some moron commenting on the fact that you look tired. You can go weeks looking sexy, youthful, and vibrant, sporting new clothes, shoes, and hairstyle even and no one says a damn thing about it. But the second you look tired, every asshole you come in contact with feels obligated to point out the obvious fact that you look tired, as if they are letting you know something you aren’t already aware of.
Getting told you look tired is really a disguised way of saying, "Dude, you look uglier than usual." The real cunt will even go one step further than this, and interrogate you on why you look so tired, as if the explanation is going to be something other than because you didn’t get enough sleep. "Well, I was weirdly abducted by aliens, and then they forced me to play in a Texas Holdem tournament which took all night, before they threw me outta their space ship somewhere in Tijuana and I was forced to walk home."
Instead of repeating yourself over n over all day, you'd actually save time if you just held a press conference in the morning to inform the nosey twats that you are in fact tired, more tired than usual, and that is why your face looks tired.
Why do I look tired? Because shut the fuck up, that’s why.