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FFT: ASL? NSFW! WTF? JK! BJ? LOL! BBW? NP!

Bust out the lube unless the key is discretion, it's fucking Friday maniacs and welcome to your weekly FFT hosted by yours truly, Kmastah!

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"The irrational in the human has something about it altogether repulsive and terrible, as we see in the maniac, the miser, the drunkard or the ape."
- George Santayana

As you can see, I am derailing the fap trains momentarily by kicking off this weeks FFT with a quote. A quote by some aphoristic fuck named George who is basically known for saying obvious, shit statements that for some reason become popular and well received. Kind of like those quotes or random words like "Peace" or "Love" you see on the walls of people's houses. WTF is that about? Are you really that depressed that you need to purchase inspiration from Wal-Mart and glue it to your walls? Truthfully, that's how I know when people are at their low point, when they are so depressed they feel the need to put that shit up.

If you have that shit up at your house, do yourself a favor and have some pride, rip it down. Come on people, as if the fucked up creepy photo frames weren't enough. We know you got family issues bitch, we don't need to see your family's intervention scattered across your halls. The worst is when you see the fuckers that live alone and got that shit up. How depressing...It's no different than a 49 year old fat lady putting up pics of her at 16 in a bikini around her pad and calling it a goal. You were 16 bitch, anorexia's not a diet plan it's a disease! That shit's unattainable at this point in your life! Or like an A.A. member waiving around his sobriety coin for all to see. Congrats, you managed to fuck up with the one drug your government allows and now your flaunting it cause your responsible like everyone else? No dude..that's not how it works. I've sometimes been responsible, and never got my coin? That shit is called flaws people, ain't nobody got time for that shit. If you think your too fat and want to lose some weight, stop awkwardly telling and asking people about their opinion. If you had alcohol problems in the past, fine...but don't tell me why booze ruined your life and why I should quit...sure as shit don't bring out that coin unless it's to wager. And if you want to have Dr. Phil like quotes hanging up all over your house to hold together the single shred of self esteem your broken family possesses go for it, just warn my ass at the point of invitation, because nothings more fucked up than unknowingly walking into an intervention. A cliche, overstated, fucked up quote out of an intervention meant for crack heads that you had your kid hang up above their bed. WTF. Fuck I am rambling... Queue sexy paragraph transition.

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Anyway, in my opinion this bastard had one good quote and it was the one above, and I feel like all maniacs could relate to it. To me, what makes this site, MMAMania, the best damn MMA site fucking ever is not the writers or the articles. It's the irrational, selfish, drunken apes that inhabit the comments section of each article. The repulsive and terrible that regrettably post their unwanted opinions in Fan Posts day after day, only to be lashed out at by fellow maniacs in grueling fashion. It's all that good ol' fashioned T'n'A', and not the bitch ass Kurt Angle kind. It's the Maniacs...that is why it's MMAMania FTW. Fuck those "good guy" MMA sites that are afraid that some ass might take something personally...with the maniacs it's either love or hate, sink or swim, BJ or anal, and honestly I wouldn't have it any other way. So thank you maniacs for feeding off the tears of the weak and providing us with the material that makes this the best community in MMA.......now that I got my Dawson's Creek moment out of the way......it's time

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So you know it's real...

ANd WTF? Go Miami Phins!

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I don't know.........i'm aroused.

But you know what I wasn't aroused by? The outcome of last weekends fight. I mean WTF on the judges part but mostly WTF on Hendricks. Who the fuck tries to coast the final round in a title fight? Who the fuck tries to coast the final round in a title fight against the king of coasters? I really don't want to hear him bitch because he didn't go for it, he didn't try and finish out the fight. He thought he had it won and played it safe but everyone knows you can't beat GSP at his own game. Word is rematch but that all depends what goes down on GSP's vacation (see above). Maybe if that rematch is booked he won't be such a dip shit and rush the champ, as GSP's weakness seems to be in his nickname. Too bad for Hendricks you know that rematch will be in Canada, you had your chance Big Rigg and ya blew it. By the way, i'm calling it now, the rematch will be plagued by injury, I can see it now..typical UFC.

Friday Fun Fact: Hendricks' nicknamed his dick "Lil' Rigg"

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FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT....

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Oh..and some G.S.Pee.

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Anyone catch the last TUF? WTF Dana???? Why the fuck did you think it was kosher to waste everyone's time and not even show a fight? Who the fuck cares about a rock wall race? Just like the Tito vs Dana special back on Spike, nobody wanted to tune in to watch Dana "train" and not eat snausages for 3 days so he goes down a cup size. We wanted to see a fight, but no. How unreasonable of us dickhead, ungrateful fans to ask for a fight in MMA...If there wasn't a fight, they should of scrapped the episode or at least used the hour to show Fresh Prince re-runs. Whatever, I can't be that mad about it because honestly, the rock wall race was probably more interesting than any of the fights. I mean come on, all that preseason talk and nobody hooks up? Not even one damn nip slip? If the fights are going to be piss at least have enough going on to keep us entertained. A bunch of fuckers stuffing themselves isn't going to cut it.

To me, the highlights of the season are when Anthony Gutierrez and Cody Bollinger fucked up Dana's tourney by not making weight and when Rousey punked "kid lightning" Caraway. It doesn't help that I am constantly thinking, "how much damage will this cast really do in the UFC"? Bantamweight is already stacked on the dudes end, so I don't see anyone on TUF not named Chris Holdsworth that could hang with top ten, and even he seems like a douche. Cody Bollinger was solid but as I said fucked it up but now is signed with WSOF (FTW). The female cast is alright, but not anywhere near UFC caliber yet. I don't know, to me, it looks like another bust roster for the UFC from TUF. How many more can we endure?? The whole BJ return idea against Edgar has me semi interested, but really I am sure everyone is more interested in his return to fighting at FW, not coaching. Regardless of how shitty it is, TUF is still better than that horseshit show Bellator put on. A whole season of one Joe smashing cans and one Joe being a whiny bitch.

Fuck it ladies and foreskin dockers, let's look forward and let the past be the past. We got some great fights coming up and good news is the majority of them are free.

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RANDOM VIDEOS

I assume there are quite a bit of you that watch Comedy Central and are familiar with the show Key and Peele. If you are good for fucking you, it's funny sometimes and below is one sketch from the current season that was one of their one hit wonders. If it's not for you...then fuck you, we probably wouldn't of become friends anyway.

This next one is an old school one (not really) from the sketch group The Whitest Kids You Know. No they're not racists....at least not the offensive kind......they are just funny fuckers so if you like this one check out their channel on your free time.

MOVING ON!!

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This ones for you lazy fucks..

HEY MANIACS! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT ON TWITTER YET?

If you are, well then you're alright, just make sure you follow myself and other maniacs! Trust me you're missing out if you are not on there. From keeping up to date with maniacs to heckling and trolling fighters, the fun is endless. Following maniacs such as @Oil_Check is worth the twitter account alone. Here is some of the scandalous shit that goes on for those that are missing out:

SO GET THE FUCK ON! There are many more pics where these came from! If you are already on this shit then hey bitch FOLLOW ME @KMASTAH and I will return the favor :)

Alright maniacs I know that was some bullshit to take in on a Friday and there is a lot of pent up testosterone you are looking to release. Apologies for any repeat posts of gifs, there's just only so much out there and the wells running dry, besides I know you motherfuckers fapped to Lethal Weapon more than once. With that, I will now proudly say release away fuckers, release away.....

We will kick it off with one of my favorites, Irina Chebotaeva:

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NOW LETS SET THIS SHIT TO RANDOM

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Sorry...had to...

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Well that's about all the worthless shit I have to share, so thanks to Pablo for giving me the FFT honor and letting me waste your time. But on that REAL get on that Twatter if your not already maniacs! Follow me @KMASTAH and maniacs throw your names in so we can follow back! Now let's get on to what these posts are really all about, the maniacs getting together and fucking shit up...by shit, I mainly mean the comment section. Fuck you maniacs....fuck... you in the sweetest, most passionately delicate ways...

Before I go

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some Mania Money Pool propaganda..

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in honor of OilCheck's HomoShop, lets see what you can do with GSP.

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Happy Friday and ASL everyone :)

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