8 Weeks down, 5 more to go in the regular season. Before we get down to business, BJPENNFAN - WHERE ARE YOU AT MOTHERFUCKER????????? CONTACT ME ASAP. Your team has been locked. If you do not get back to me by Sunday, your team goes on sale. That means if anyone in the B League wants to take over BJPennFan's team for the $50 entry fee, the team is theirs, and they are in the A League next year as well. If nobody is willing to pay the $50, I will put his team to auction. Highest B League bidder takes it over. Currently, BJ is in 8th place with a record of 4-4. Next year, we will be keeping 2 players. His main roster is:
QB Aaron Rodgers
WR Victor Cruz
WR Josh Gordon
WR Marques Colston
RB Marshawn Lynch
RB Roy Helu
TE Jermichael Finley/Jermain Gresham
Top 5 Fantasy Performers
1. Calvin Johnson - 53.90 - Buster Bluth
2. Marvin Jones - 44.20 - donkeypunch's BENCH
3. Drew Brees - 40.97 - Shiv
4. Andy Dalton - 37.83 - John G
5. Jordy Nelson - 31.30 - GriffnFan
Week 8 Matchups
GriffinFan : 131.40
ViolentMike earned their third consecutive win when they beat GriffinFan05 162.27 - 131.40. They got a lift from Matthew Stafford, who led the team with 26.47 points, Knowshon Moreno who had 25.30, Andre Ellington who had 24.20, Dez Bryant who had 22.30 and Wes Welker who had 20.10. Since the streak started in Week 6, ViolentMike has climbed from fifth place to claim the top spot in the league. They're doing it by scoring a lot of fucking points and they own the second-highest overall point total in the league, averaging 147.84 points per matchup. It could have been worse, ViolentMike had a starter put up a goose egg (Rueben Randle). GriffinFan05 goes to 2-6 and remains in 12th place and is in danger of losing his spot in the A League.
Shiv devastated Deuce02 164.87 - 98.17 while also putting up the highest score this week. The beatdown was an answer to a 138.37 - 105.30 loss to Deuce02 in Week 1. Deuce02 was coming off a 122.57 - 77.77 loss against BJPennfan and saw their scoring increase this week. On top of the loss, Deuce02 got goose eggs from both DeMarco Murray and Sidney Rice. Deuce also fails to score 100 points for the 2nd week in a row. Shiv (3-5, 1,083.87 points) remains mired in 10th place while Deuce02 (5-3, 1,038.48 points) stays in second place.
Buster Bluth: 162.37
Buster Bluth (fifth place, 4-4, 1,077.04 points) pushes Joben (6-2, 1,203.00 points) out of the top spot in the league after beating them 163.27 - 126.10. They got the second-highest point total in the league this week. The win was an answer to a 158.80 - 157.30 tight loss to Joben in Week 1. Joben had two players rank highly this week. Peyton Manning scored 24.50 points while Reggie Bush put up 24.20 but that simply wasn't enough to overcome the 53.90 points from Megatron.
John G: 123.93
John G took down BJPennfan 123.93 - 114.80 led by Andy Dalton who put up 37.83 points as a great bye week start and Frank Gore who scored 18.70. This win was revenge for a Week 1 130.20 - 106.23 loss to BJPennfan. BJPennfan had two players rank highly this week. Aaron Rodgers scored 24.60 points while Josh Gordon put up 24.20. BJPennfan (4-4, 1,008.20 points) drops to eighth place while John G (4-4, 947.69 points) remains in ninth place after winning 4 in a row.
donkeypunch beat TripPilch 131.07 - 107.73 for a second win in as many head-to-head matchups. Colin Kaepernick was the deciding factor, picking up 28.87 points this week, less than his 36.93 points the last time these teams met. This is the largest margin of victory for donkeypunch in two head-to-head matchups. They beat TripPilch 158.93 - 145.07 in Week 1.
Puck Head: 70.50
Mania's Pete Rose stays undefeated in two matchups against Puck Head and they make a statement this time, with a 142.23 - 70.50 beatdown. This week, the Cincinnati Bengals Defense was the team leader, picking up 24.00 points. It was a downgrade, however, from the 42.80 points Anquan Boldin got the last time these teams played. Mania's Pete Rose now has a 42.39-point average margin of victory over Puck Head and Mike Vick's -1.90. They won 183.13 - 170.07 in Week 1.
|Rank||Team||W-L-T ||Div||Pts For||Pts Agnst||Streak||Waiver||Moves|
|4||Mania's Pete Rose||4-4-0||4-2-0||1080.59||1011.93||W-1||5||5|
Week 9 Preview
ViolentMike vs BJPennFan
Shiv vs TripPilch
GriffinFan vs Kevin
Deuce vs donkeypunch
Joben vs John G
Buster Bluth vs Puck Head