Weekend started off completely wrong. Thursday night at 1030 pm my daughter got a bad stomach bug causing her to throw up though out the night. Not wanting her to get my other kids sick I slept with her in her room incase she woke up middle night. 430 am friday she wakes up wants juice and immediately throws it up so after I bathed her shes wide awake and wants to watch tom and jerry. So on top of only 4 hrs sleep as im getting reaey to run into town wife car battery dead so 7 am my ass is hauling ass to wally world to get new battery switch it go to the bank stop and pay the baby sitter all before my original time of 730 when I wanned to leave. 9 o'clock and im barley getting on the road pissed cause im going to miss the weigh ins. As we head down i45 im getting excited not because 5 months of excitement is about to let lose but because I know when I get to Madisonville I get to go to motha fucken bucces. For those who dont know bucces is the bestest gas station in the fucken world. Only found in the great state of Texas.
So I make the 4 1/2 hr drive in under 4 hrs just in time for the q&a with chad mendes. Originally scheduled josh Thompson but metro pcs had him booked for something so chad took it insted. I get in to my seats buy my cain shirt and get my free poster. As soon as the q&a was over I went up and ran into werdum.
3pm and Onemansyn calls me up to come sit with us and we patiently wait for 4pm to officially start fans scream at the fox booth when sonnen arrives sonnen rules kenny you suck. Laughs take over for a min and out comes rogan weigh ins begin. Not all the best pictures but I got what I could with my phone since I don't have a digital camera.
Weigh ins over we leave back to the room and im waiting for my cousins for dinner. If anyone ever in Houston just north of down town placed called beavers eat the frito pie heaven dealy I dont know what it's called but that damn thing wasfucken delicious. After not alot of sleep the night before we went out for a little while but when it started raining we decided to call it a night.
As were woke up excited for tonight's fights we checked out our hotel to go check into our other one for the night. Some dumb asses decide to have a parade blocking off the entrance to the hotel so we just went and ate at what the Houston chronical called Houstons best burger. Onemansyn meet us there and its on let us judge this so called burger. Me being the smallest one of the group I was the only one who finished my meal and I have to agree yes its one of the best burgers ive had. Lunch is over and we head over to the arena for the tailgate party lines formed and we're about 20yards away from the entrance at 130 they open the gate and everyone swarms in.
It was ok I expected alot more but they had autograph setions with arianny pettis mendes and kevin.
Line was to long so ill just take a pic walk to the beer truck and have a few. We relaxed but when the beer truck switched up the 16oz cups for 8oz and still the same price fuck that 2 hrd before the arena opens I can pregame cheaper in my room. Me my boy and cousin walk back to the room with a 24 pack only to me bum rushed by like 4 homeless guys asking for a drink. The nice guy that I am I gave him 3 dollars I had in my pocket and let them figure it out. We pregame and back to the arena at 430. Doors open we get to our seats and there awesome but last time this was the fighter entrance they switched it up on us and im pissed but owell im fucken here.
As the night goes on I try update mania with up to date pictures but service inside the arena sucked.
After the fili fight he threw his hat and my boy barley missed it.
Then jessica eye threw her hat I jumped but closed my hand early and it fell on the lady in front of me.
This is starting look like seattle all over again when I knocked bendos hat in front of me. Great night of fights and gil and deigo are up next after an exciting war gil throws his bloddy towl gross yes but when you got a good buzz a souvenir is a souvenir and I wanned it. I get one finger on it and the guy behind me gets a full hand damn it as I turn around some bitch starts screaming at him to watch it that shes fucken pregnant and he hit her going to the towl. The guy says sorry he didn't know she keeps yelling and he just shuts her up and gives her the towl. I asked if she was ok she looks at me with attitude so fuck that bitch I hope she losses that towl and cries about it on the way home. Id never wish harm on her baby but fuck her.
The night is on a roll and as dc and big country just finished the crowd goes crazy I look to my left and this guy sucker punches a girl in the stands two guy hit him he goes down and there beating the shit out of him the crowds cheering and they guys beating his ass are pulled off by someone people. Just when I thought it was over the guy who hit the girl slowly starts getting up and some other guy runs down the stairs and kicks him on the side of the head American history x style dude goes tumble about 3 rows down amd security quicy comes in. The crowd is crazy at this point and the ufc quickly turns the attention to jds walking out.
Right before the main event its piss break and whos in there with me none other then goldie and Charles Barkley. I asked goldie who you got tonight he just said its a tough one but its gonna be good. I asked Charles he just said man I dont wanna fuck someone up not really a correct answer but owell. While charles is peeing drunk fans are asking him about golf and for pictures. Really Charles is standing there with some giraffe dick in his hand and you want to.ask him for a picture. He just tells them im just trying to enjoy the fights guys god bless. I don't know if Charles has a giraffe dick im just saying.
Just as I knew my boy cain whooped some ass. In the 3rd round when he almost got the tko im in row 5 instinct kicked in and next thing I know im standing on the rail. Every one on there feet waiting for it to be stopped and the usher just said fuck it im not getting a whole bunch of crazy meskins back to there seats so the remainder of the fight we spent front and center. Rd 5 begins and just as quickly as the crowd cheered the ref calls a stop to it and its over the motha fucken beast is still champ. Rogan dose his interview and Michelle goes into the octogan to see cain. I must say wow shes hotter in person then the tv.
jds cut man walks over to us gives me and my cousin some ufc towl says here some souvenirs yes finally I look down and theres some towls from jds full of blood. Fuck it thug life I took em. Ha ha str8 told me ima get hepatitis.
But I wrapped them up in the clean towl.
I see Eric perez quick get a picture and you can tell im drunk by then. I guess the adrenaline kept me sober untill it was over boom im drunk.
We walked back to the room ordered dominos and the stupid lady put carry out instead of delivery so we had to walk to get our pizza as we turn the corner some homeless guy as me for a dollar then jus whipped his dick out and started peeing fuck him no dollar for you. I get back to the room and dwane bang Ludwig is checking out he has his kids and I know fighters get hounded alot so he has his family I give him a nod and we go about our night . really thats about it for my trip I just got home about 3 hrs ago im gonna relax and watch homeland and east bound and down before its back to reality tomorrow at work