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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MMA: UFC 166 EDITION

JDS vs Cain

Champ

I'm Cain Velasquez, I beat my opponents with a dirty sanchez, I'm a mexican hero, you're a brazillian zero, in our last fight I beat you till you looked liked erythro!

Challenger

I'm JDS, still the best, you fight like you've got kinesthetic turrets. I punch like a machine gun welded to a tank, you hit like a girl who's had to much to drank. Next time we meet will be just like the last, me on my feet and you one your a$$.

Champ

Keep talking smack, our first fight I had a limp, but don't forget our last fight where I beat you like a pimp. You Brazilians always got so many excuses, from Anderson to Vitor you're all a bunch of sore losers. So start preppin now, you're gonna need em, cuz when I'm done with you this time you're just gonna bleed em.

Nelson vs Cormier

Cormier

I'm DC, just like the comics, the ways that I'll beat you are simple economics. I'm faster, lighter and got better wrastlin, you're fatter, whiter and got no gas tank.

Nelson

Keep talkin DC, I eat "wrastlers" for breakfast, along with 26 eggs and 4 or 5 chicken breast. Ya I got a belly but so do you, in fact you almost died from skipping a meal or 2! Im Roy Nelson, the next great white hope, you're wrestle humping won't work on me cuz I never drop the soap!

Cormier

Common Roy you can do better than that, don't go pulling a Jones and calling me fat. I'm quick as lightning, throw punches in bunches, all you've got is a beard full of your last 12 lunches. So take off the bib and get ready for war, and remember this aint the buffet line, so put down the fork.......Face!

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!!!!

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