The self-proclaimed alpha male known as "War Machine" is more like "Snore Machine" after deciding to take an early nap midway through the first round of his Bellator 104 bout with Ron Keslar. Keslar dominated Mr. Machine and locked in a rear naked choke at 3:31 in the first. Machine opted to go to sleep instead of tap out. For complete Bellator 14 results click here. Props to Zombie Prophet for the .gif. Check out Bellator 104 coverage here.