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Epic FFT. Jokes, Vids, Facts, Competition and SEK CEE Womenfolk. Fun: Part trois

Welcome you fuckin Maggots and Maggettes.

So last week we had no FFT. Week before we had a guest post from The Pride and before that, we had a bit of a hatchet job from Gogo!

Well this week, I return for my 3rd edition where I bring as much FUN to the FFT as possible, well some fun anyway. As well as that, we have the regular dosage of TnA!! Lovin bit of Smut!!

I hope to make you all laugh along the way aswell, at least once?!?!

And to top it off, I'm going to run a little competition.

So if your only going to be here for 2 mins and just scroll from here to the bottom, or 20 minutes and actually read and watch what I've posted, thanks for passing by.

Enjoy!

Gotta start with my current fave ring girl, Carly Baker.

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Will end the boobfest with a motorboating vid.

All in the aid of breast cancer awareness, win win!!



Fun Facts

Changing the pace a bit, here are some useless facts that Ulf Murphy can dispute:

  • Eskimoes have hundreds of words for snow but none for hello.

  • Cockroaches can live 9 days without their heads before they starve to death.

  • The lighter was invented before the match.

  • The first Internet domain name ever registered was Symbolics.com on March 15, 1985.

  • The Shell Oil Company originally began as a novelty shop in London that sold seashells.

  • Only 1% of Maniacs are reading this shit.

  • The shortest war on record, between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896, lasted just 38 minutes.

  • The coconut is the largest seed in the world.

  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

  • Typewriter is the longest word that can be made only using one row on the keyboard.

Tattoos

Some seriously sick tattoo's from one of the best tattooists in the world, Dmitriy Samohin .

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Jokes

Funny jokes, which are probably not funny, up to you. Just fuckin jokes, not my personal opinion or any of that shit.

  • My mate says the best way to measure your penis is with a straw.
    He was right. Mine fits perfectly.
  • A seal walks into a club...
  • My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

    So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
  • One day, I came home and was greeted by the wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want."

    So I tied her up and went golfing.
  • My wife callled me a gullible cunt today!

    I almost dropped my bible!
  • I had to take a drugs test the other day and it came back negative.

    Which means my dealer's got some explaining to do.
  • "I bought some steroids, but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra penis!"
    "Anabolic?"
    "No, just a penis."
  • Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
  • I was watching a DVD the other day and it had that bit at the beginning about piracy saying, "You wouldn't steal a car."

    I thought, "I fucking would if I could download it."
  • Opinions are like orgasms.
    Mine's more important and I don't give a fuck if she has one.

Have to end the jokes with a fuckin funny video. If you are a fan of Game of Thrones, and even if your not, you will still find this hilarious.


    NSFM

    Not safe for Mania, or work for that matter. You have been warned. It's not porn or anything, just a bit nudey :)

    Oh how I would love to post this gif of some cheeky cunt. The ol man's action are brilliant.

    Opens in new window, funny: Cunt punt!

    More Smut!

    Time to bring da sexy back!

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    Gonna end this Bootay fest with this hot ass vid.

    I've watched this, a few times.


    True story

    Gonna pat myself on the back for bein a nice guy. First time for everything eh?

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    I'm giving you, Super Mario ffs!

    Just click on the picture below, and a full version of the original Super Mario Brothers game will open in a new tab.

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    Compe fuckin tition time!!

    I just keep on giving eh? Whether or not you are aware, but I run a $5- 5 events game on Kountermove. The final event of the season is tomorrow, so I will be starting a new season next saturday. If you have played on Kountermove before, you should get involved. 20 players max.

    Anyway, the top 3 in the game I have linked below, will have free entry into the next season.

    Bons's Free Kountermove competition link, click the logo below!

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    Next season.

    If anyone is interested in joinin the new season, or wants to know more about this league, just click here.

    Thank you for your time you cunts!

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