or as a certain someone said...the walking meh'd
we start off with productive gardens and outbuildings and a fine lil prison homestead going on...rick is gardening away and uncovers a hand gun..is he gonna shoot it dirty at the gagging for it zombies around the fence?.. nope..chuck it in the wheelbarrow like it ain't no thang...and wtf is he rocking to in the earphones...some inbred country tunes..
we got ourselves a sick pig/bacon...zombie pig?! hmmm don't name your damn food carl..says rick
now we see daryl...finally more ass for him to choose from with more people..yay...he gives a finger licking handshake to a groupie dude..and i don't even wanna think what that kid did with his hand after....then ugh..carol flirting with him...blech
we got some good times at the fence stabbing party..i still wonder why no moat of spikes..
now we have glenn seeming unsure...how unusual..and extra protective of maggie..i suspect procreation
cutty (his name in the wire) is flirting at the fence poking duty..he would rather fight em like a man..whateva
the blonde youngin of dr stumpy has a boy toy..ooo..the addition of people to their camp has worked out for her
hey..another dude from the wire show..that's two
annnd we are now having some gardening advice..oh..wait..the whistle warning was sounded...yay some fucking spikes are in place at the gate!!!! finally some spikes!! it's michonne on horseback being bad ass and allusive...daryl should hit it!!
random side note: the hair stylist for this show should be shot...that is all
well there are zombies all up in the fences..it's the draw back from being a gated community in the zombie world..lol
now carl is being treated like a kid from his father rick..ya dick... and then he gets scolded by hershel to take a fricking gun with him on outtings..ya prick
ok..we are outside the prison with rick and the deer are mostly chewed up by the undead..oh wait..a moaning deer..(zombie deer?! i'm fucking waiting for undead animals i guess) who's the dead looking bird that storms the pathetic animal..she's looking all infected and shizzle... help my husband she says..ok thinks rick..eat a burger though bitch...and can we join asks the filthy creature.. well says rick.. i got 3 questions and a rough pat down for ya...oh and take your knife back too cuz you know.....
meanwhile back at the fence we have a glimple of kids in zombie land..don't name the undead damn it says carl...sigh..chip off the old chump
we are now at a fucked up army camp..the foraging crew are clearing the area...meanwhile daryl is being scrutinized by blondies boy..(or the guy in the red shirt in star trek) he is trying to guess daryl's previous life...undercover cop...haa and we pan up to zombies on the roof
we get the sob story outta the random filthy forest chick and rick is just awkward
we are now in the store where the crew is getting supplies (and suprise) i'm just waiting for something to happen..... the wire dude is checking out the liquor..makes a big noise..gets trapped (is HE the red shirted dude from star trek?) now the zombies are aware of the people below and start staggering around ahahahahahahahahaaaa zombies are falling through the roof of the store ahahahahahaaaa....
time for more commercials... sigh
more wandering with the random woman..wtf is up with her skin??
back at the dropping maul..there is zombie gore and so much more in store....
yup the youngins man...knew it!! he dies..
ok funtimes at camp crazy..the dirty bird is nuts and eddie is in a sac and undead and she stabs herself and wants to join him...thanks for sharing
we now have story time with carol...with a twist..bring out the big knives...and this kids is how you kill a zombie...carl stumbles upon this and she asks him not to tell rick.. no one likes a rat carl
oh..i knew there was a pregnancy scare or some shit with glenn and maggie...dudes..just fuck..don't make babies in this world..just sayin
blondie is informed of her boyfriends demise and it she takes it all casual..i do like her "accident free work days" sign in her room...oh....daryl should hit it...
and then we have the young dude whom i thought pussied out from the knives to be mysteriously ill and dies in the shower room... hmmmm infected water?!
i dunno..they show some future turmoil..it should be interesting..as sarcastic as i am i look forward to watching this show..and the guy in the red shirt in star trek means the guy who is sure to die in every episode..oh and i bumped my fricken salilite dish with the tractor when i was trying to move some heavy planters and i had to watch the show later cuz i had to readjust my signals and shit..i don't recommend doing that on the day you are looking forward to watching the premiere of a season...sigh