Do you want to be a fucking
As Pool Champion, I feel obligated to do two things: recruit more Maniacs and talk shit to the ones already here. I already took your money and pride, now it's time for your soul..
First off, to the Free-Poolin-Fags who get over 25 points per event: If you have ever thought about stealing your balls out of girlfriends purse or your boyfriends fanny pack, now is your chance. Grow some goddamn balls, you're all disappointments to Mania, your step-father, and your respective nations.
Before I get to how you join our pool, you must first prepare. Here is how I'd recommend you limp dicks do so.
- Find your local homeless shelter now. You'll probably end up there after you wife divorces you when she learns you were dominated by a relatively small child.
- Start taking rape prevention courses
- Consume your drug of choice. If you're going to suffer for money, better to be in some altered state. Just ask strippers.
- If the homeless shelter is full, I'd recommend you try a battered women's shelter.
- Finally, if all else fails, go here
Regardless of your preparation, you're going to be savaged by the competition and end up with more orifices than you started with. And it's probably best if you just quicken the process, and get rid of your gag reflex now. It'll be better in the long run
Only three types of people join this pool: Champions, idiots, and masochists. There's only one way to find out which you are and that's to nut up and join. Don't be scared homie.
Now on to how you can join the most prestigious pool in Mixed Martial Arts history.
- If you're interested, please email JOBEN ( email@example.com )
- PLEASE, put the subject: MANIA MONEY POOL (username) in your email. You can copy furnished me if you want so I get to know also who are joining. My email is: firstname.lastname@example.org
- Joben will give specific instructions on how you can pay your entry fee ($20 for 10 events)
- NEW SEASON WILL START WITH UFC on FX 7 (BISPING vs BELFORT) on JANUARY 19 and will last until 9 more UFC events, whether pay-per-view of free TV.
- ALL PAYMENTS MUST BE MADE BEFORE THE SECOND EVENT OF SEASON
HOW DO I DO THIS
You will not under ANY circumstances talk about how to pay in this thread. You WILL email our alcoholic commissioner Joben to discuss any such details. Do NOT talk about payment in the thread or anywhere else on Mania. EMAIL ONLY
As pool Champion, I invite all of your attempts to dethrone me and will enjoy the extra money it sends my way. Just remember, you come at the king, you best not miss.