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MMAmania Money Pool RECRUITMENT and TRASH TALK post

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Do you want to be a fucking fighter Champion?

As Pool Champion, I feel obligated to do two things: recruit more Maniacs and talk shit to the ones already here. I already took your money and pride, now it's time for your soul..

First off, to the Free-Poolin-Fags who get over 25 points per event: If you have ever thought about stealing your balls out of girlfriends purse or your boyfriends fanny pack, now is your chance. Grow some goddamn balls, you're all disappointments to Mania, your step-father, and your respective nations.

Before I get to how you join our pool, you must first prepare. Here is how I'd recommend you limp dicks do so.

  • Find your local homeless shelter now. You'll probably end up there after you wife divorces you when she learns you were dominated by a relatively small child.
  • Start taking rape prevention courses
  • Consume your drug of choice. If you're going to suffer for money, better to be in some altered state. Just ask strippers.
  • If the homeless shelter is full, I'd recommend you try a battered women's shelter.
  • Finally, if all else fails, go here

Regardless of your preparation, you're going to be savaged by the competition and end up with more orifices than you started with. And it's probably best if you just quicken the process, and get rid of your gag reflex now. It'll be better in the long run

Only three types of people join this pool: Champions, idiots, and masochists. There's only one way to find out which you are and that's to nut up and join. Don't be scared homie.

Now on to how you can join the most prestigious pool in Mixed Martial Arts history.

  1. If you're interested, please email JOBEN ( rwm145@gmail.com )
  2. PLEASE, put the subject: MANIA MONEY POOL (username) in your email. You can copy furnished me if you want so I get to know also who are joining. My email is: prudang@yahoo.com
  3. Joben will give specific instructions on how you can pay your entry fee ($20 for 10 events)
  4. NEW SEASON WILL START WITH UFC on FX 7 (BISPING vs BELFORT) on JANUARY 19 and will last until 9 more UFC events, whether pay-per-view of free TV.
  5. ALL PAYMENTS MUST BE MADE BEFORE THE SECOND EVENT OF SEASON

HOW DO I DO THIS

  1. Create an account at mmaplayground.com (PG)
  2. Email Joben and tell him your username at PG
  3. Joben will invite you to the MANIA1 Camp
  4. If some worthless piece of trash that has the initials B.E will invite you, DO NOT accept the invitation. Only accept invites from JOBEN.
  5. HOW DO THIS WORK
    1. In a UFC event fight pick your winner, round and method of winning.
    2. Scoring is as follows: 5 points correct pick, 2 points correct round, 2 points correct method. 11 points if perfect.
    1. Geno Mrosko of MMA Mania was a former player in this pool and, well we already know it the moment he joined, he stood no chance of even cracking the top 80.
    1. This will depend on how many people will join this season. If we hover 40 players, WE WILL PAY EVENT WINNERS and have their winnings as their entry fee for the next season. That way we keep it sustainable.
    2. IS THIS THING LEGIT?

      1. Geno Mrosko of MMA Mania was a former player in this pool and, well we already know it the moment he joined, he stood no chance of even cracking the top 80.

      HOW ABOUT IF I WIN AN EVENT? WILL I BE PAID?

      1. This will depend on how many people will join this season. If we hover 40 players, WE WILL PAY EVENT WINNERS and have their winnings as their entry fee for the next season. That way we keep it sustainable.

      WHAT ARE THE PRIZES?

      1. THIS WILL DEPEND ON HOW MANY PLAYERS WILL JOIN.

You will not under ANY circumstances talk about how to pay in this thread. You WILL email our alcoholic commissioner Joben to discuss any such details. Do NOT talk about payment in the thread or anywhere else on Mania. EMAIL ONLY

As pool Champion, I invite all of your attempts to dethrone me and will enjoy the extra money it sends my way. Just remember, you come at the king, you best not miss.

Suck it.

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