Note: Skip to 18:25 mark to start the presser -- unless you like crappy elevator music.

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) held its traditional pre-fight press conference earlier today (Jan. 23, 2013) at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, to promote the upcoming UFC 158: "St. Pierre vs. Diaz" pay-per-view (PPV) event, which is scheduled to take place at the same location on March 16, 2013.

If you want to skip the video and get straight to the noteworthy items, head over to our UFC 158 pre-fight press conference live blog and text updates by clicking here.

Nick Diaz returns to the Octagon following his one-year suspension for banned substances (marijuana metabolites) to battle Georges St. Pierre, who also returned from a lengthy vacation late last year after recovering from major knee surgery.

"Rush" went on to defeat Carlos Condit at UFC 154 -- the same "Natural Born Killer" who outpointed Diaz prior to the Stockton slugger's run-in with the Nevada State Athletic Commission (NSAC). MMA math FTW! We'll see how it all plays out on fight night, which will be here before you know it.

See how their upcoming bout came together here.

To see the entire UFC 158 fight card and line up click here and for all the "St. Pierre vs. Diaz" news that's fit to print click here.