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This is Your Final Call for Boarding: Mania Money Pool Season 9 Is About To Fly Into New Heights

courtesy of: ricky dooby/stinky fingers

So do you want to prove your mettle and compete with the toughest people Mania has ever produced? Do you want to compete with the best BE has to offer in picking winners, rounds and methods? Do you want to share a camp with arguably the best troll MMA Fighting has to offer?

Have you always felt that you're a very good picker but you don't have any sort of validation of how good you are? Have you ever felt that you have the biggest balls on Earth and the only validation you are getting is the licking you're getting from Oilcheck? Have you ever felt that itch that you're beaten by a 16-year old kid (who has no pubic hair) in a picking fight?

Well, this one is for you. And this is your last call for boarding this almighty chance of a lifetime! The flight of New Heights will be leaving this January 19 and you don't want to be left behind and be labelled a pussy.

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HOW DO I DO IT?

  1. Create an account at mmaplayground
  2. Email JOBEN (rwm145@gmail.com), copy furnish me: prudang@yahoo.com
  3. Wait for an invite from JOBEN alone.
  4. Make your picks (winner, round, method) at PG
  5. You're good to go

IS THERE MONEY INVOLVED?

  1. Of course, money makes the world go round, duh!
  2. In your email to Joben, he will tell you how you can pay your entry fee of only $20 for 10 events
  3. If you think $20 is too big, stop paying for a prostitute or a lady boy just for one night, do something worthwhile in your life and donate to the money pool. That< I am sure, will give you bonus points when you go talk to St. Peter when you enter Heaven when you die.
  4. STRICTLY NO POSTING OF PAYMENTS HERE IN THE THREAD, do it in your email

WHY IS THIS SEASON WORTH JOINING?

  1. We're paying event winners. That means, if you're the highest scorer in our camp for one event you get to be paid $20 or better yet you're assured of being able to play next season.
  2. You're not just competing with already the best people from MANIA, heck you get the chance to compete with people from BE (who I am sure will lose anyway) and the biggest troll of em all.
  3. YOUR NAME will be posted in the most prestigious trophy ever handed to any man alive -- The Mania Money Pool Trophy
  4. Lastly, you get a chance of DETHRONING a 16-year old virgin from the East Coast. Isn't that worth vying for?

WHO AM I COMPETING AGAINST? (other question is who have the balls in this site?)

  1. Christophecleus
  2. Ninja_Oreo_Dollop
  3. swiftman
  4. DetroitDrew
  5. NNR
  6. BNF
  7. Agar
  8. unambig
  9. ViolentMike
  10. Ulf_Murphy
  11. goldmouth
  12. kg12
  13. Scottidog
  14. Rolandando
  15. Rilly
  16. SanabriaMan
  17. freenow82
  18. thepride
  19. Phasebook
  20. danago
  21. donkeypunch81
  22. VicDundee
  23. Joben
  24. scarnon
  25. sklart
  26. Jido7
  27. sarah-
  28. ShivanTiger
  29. Dlocc
  30. Jonnyboy6969
  31. Amos14
  32. ricky-dooby
  33. kimuralloverurface
  34. Yan117
  35. letstalkmma
  36. P-Dub
  37. Aussie
  38. Deuce02
  39. wyldeman99
  40. CDSMid
  41. U_Had_Me_At_Kimura
  42. ohmamadoes
  43. Oilcheck
  44. Sombrero
  45. biggant
  46. pabloXL
  47. MMA Boss
  48. dmerit
  49. bigGcastle
  50. Wisetoad
  51. highallth3time
  52. phinsallday
  53. Snake_Pliskan
  54. Cruz Jackson
  55. isosceles_kramer
  56. DanielWorby
  57. dildon
  58. BongKing

If you're name is not here, there should be no reason your girlfriend/wife should stay with you because you have no balls.

There's still time.

Sign in or be left behind.


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