Video: UFC's Arianny Celeste and Miguel Torres roasted by Jeff Ross on 'The Burn'

Longtime Comedy Central roast host Jeff Ross is back on the mic to do what he does best: Belittle hapless celebrities or poor schmucks who volunteer to be dissected on "The Burn." As luck would have it, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) Octagon Girl Arianny Celeste was a part of the crowd.

Ross: Check out those MM-A cups!

Joining her was former World Extreme Cagefighting (WEC) Bantamweight Champion Miguel Torres, who is booked to appear for the World Series of Fighting (WSOF) later this year. The mixed martial arts (MMA) veteran also got his share of speed roasting.

Ross: I didn't realize UFC stood for Ugly Fuckin' Chicanos.

Alright Maniacs, based on the video above, who's ready to see a full length episode of Comedy Central roasting the UFC? And who would be the perfect fit? Promotion President Dana White? Or someone else? Let's hear your candidates -- and why -- after the jump.

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