It feels like forever since the last MMA event that I really wanted to watch. You know the kinds where you ignore everyone stay home by yourself because your "friends" don't give a shit about facebook prelims or women fighting. I;m not mad at Jones anymore because I know UFC 152 is going to be absolutely AMAZING JIZZ.

I don't know why but I really think Vitor's got a a decent shot. I'd put down 10 bucks and half a titty on him.

I was excited for the Ultimate Fighter debut on FX, but holy fucking shit ... That was probably one of the worst 1.5 hrs of MMA I've ever watched. And watching Carwin's attempts to make it more exciting was painful, I could tell Roy knew these fights were terrible. He looked like he was going to sleep.

But, yeah UFC 152 is going to be exactly how great it is on paper. Oliviera-Swanson get the fuck out, that's gonna be fight of the night or year.

Then a week later you got Melendez vs Healy, pretty decent names on that card. Jorge Santiago, Josh Thomson, really looking forward to Zingano vs Nunes. Those two ladies got that super dirty vibe to them. Anyone named Cat definitely does, just wanna make that kitty purrr. Mee fucking Oww.

And OH SHIT. Before that I get to watch The Motherfucking Skyscrapper Struve return. Fuck yeah. That card is gonna be sick too. One of the few cards that hasn't had a major injury or reshuffling. I think these Brits know something we don't. Don't really see them pulling out of cards too often.

AND A WEEK AFTER THAT. One FC , UFC and INVICTA FC. Good lord, this is truly the calm before the MMA orgasmic storm, mmhmm getting me all wet and shit.

Shinya Aoki back in action, Zoro Moreira if you haven't watch his fight with Huerta get that shit quickly and his other fights I think he could contend pretty well in the UFC LW division right now.

Melvin Manhoef too, still can't believe he knocked out Mark Hunt, I felt myself die a little when I saw that. But still fuck this guy comes to fight.

UFC on FX Browne bigfoot a night before Invicta 3. Damnnn, we just being fucking spoiled aren't we?

Cancelling UFC 151 was part of the plan I just know it. Right Dana, you know how fucking hungry we would get and now you feeding us a fucking Hipporhynogator type MMA conundrum. You dirty dog, you ;)

Only one complaint on that card WHY THE FUCK ISNT EDWARDS-STEPHENS ON THE MAIN CARD INSTEAD OF JOSH FUCKING NEER........... christ

Invicta FC3 : Oh lordy lordy laawwwd. This is what I'm waiting for. Some good ass WMMA promotion. Shout out to @shannonknapp not only is she beautiful but she knows what she's doing. Damn, that's sexy.

Penne-Sugiyama, return of Michelle Waterson (my balls were tingling when i wrote that), Young vs Smith REMATCH, i THINK kAITLING TAKES IT this time.

The very manly, but talent Tara La Rosa, but shiiiiiiiiiiit.

ALL OF THIS IS JUST FUCKING PREPARATION FOR THE TRUE MAIN EVENT

Anderson Silva vs Stephen Bonnar

Peace out a-town