It's about 3:30 am here in Canadian California. I start school again in about a weeks time. Have not had a normal sleeping schedule all summer. A summer filled with a shitload of masturbation and ass sitting. Surprisingly, these are done separately. so here's some badly punctuated half-thought out thoughts
- Pissed off Dana is the best Dana , that lorretta hunt speech was fucking beautful. Dana was so fucking excited, made my day.
- Frankie Edgar in my honest opinion is a jersey shore winy bitch, who I hope gets his ass beat like never before against Aldo. I'm talkin Maynards round 1's vs Frankie, minus bullshit Frankie hopeful shit, his wife/gf is alright, but she also looks like a Jersey whore. Straight Jersey Shore.
- By hate for Edgar stems from how underwhelming his performances against Penn were. It's like he did everything point wise to win. And you couldn't complain otherwise. But it was utterly unimpressive. I get less angry watching Fitch decisions.
- Danny Castillo is one of the biggest assholes I've ever seen. His interviews especially the one after his fight against Njokuani. Ugh. As is Charlie Brenneman, that ugly afro hair looking fuck really fucked up the welterweight division. that mofo got dropped like 8 times against Hendricks, but comes out and wrestlefucks Rick Story. And that shit he was talking on twitter to Jones, cmon. Know your place charlie.
- Women's mma is the fucking tits. Invicta FC i am pulling for you guys like crazy. Shannon Knapp is a real ass woman. Can't wait for Invicta 3. Penne, Sugiyama, baszler, that fine ass Michelle waterson, kaufman-young, jesus fucking christ. This is going to be a good card, yet again. Plus, Joe Martinez is taking over for that god awful, 30 second bio Invicta 2 announcer.
- People thought Anderson Silva was gay? You dont fucking say. In highschool I thought a lot of people were gay too. p.s. Thales, silva did spare you, he really did. Maia, you too. Silva could have done whatever the fuck he wanted with those two's assholes
- Greg Jackson's interview on Ariel Helwani's show was just bullshit, after bullshit. Greg talking about emotions n shit like he's a psychiatrist. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP GREG JACKSON.
- Jon Jones telling on Uncle Dana and his PR guy quitting are two of the funniest I've seen from a grown-ass man. Damn, you know those kids at school you went with were you would say "he's book smart, but he aint street smart". Jon is kind of like that except he's "a killer in the cage, but socially suicidal"
- Frank Mir is going to get absolutely wrecked by Fedaniel Emelianegro aka Daniel Cormier. One of the few fighters I know that when he wins I just go meh. He just hasn't been dominant or even somewhat impressive in a fight that he's lost in. And the ones he wins, its either he's suppose to win or he had some miraculous comeback like Big Nog 2.
- Anthony Rumble Johnson looked fucking HUGE. at 205. and yes I am talking about that mandingo in his shorts. UNDERWHELMING PERFORMANCE, but rumble gonna rumble.Could see Rumble fighting in the top 10 in the UFC one day.
- Ain't miesha Tate just one of those girls you wanna take home and bang in the ass til your dick falls off? She just has this dirty beauty to her, and you'll know she would just love it too. Probably strap one on and take me for a ride too. FUCK YOUR BRIAN CARAWAY.
- Vinny Magalhaes is funny. Follow him on twitter if you can. refreshing coming from a professional fighter ... How to ruin an entire event #BonesKnows ... What do you say to Bryan Caraway if you see him with 2 black eyes? Nothing, Miesha has told him twice already.
- UFC 151 cancellation turned UFC 152 into the can't miss card of the year. Thanks Jon.
- GSP doesn't always fight, but when he does I am extremely bored. Condits got all the tools to change that. I don't think GSP can smother him or jab him the whole fight. And GSP ain't gonna just chase condit the whole fight like Nick Diaz. But fuck... Diaz vs. GSP prolly would have did close to a million buys if not more.
- In Dragon Ball Z there was a character named Cell. He was an android and one of the main protagonists of the show. He knew the techniques of all the fighters in that show. goku krillin vegeta piccolo etc... Cell is in a way a mixed martial artist, if not a pioneer.
- Man, how sick would it be to have a time machine. I'm pretty confident that I could go back to UFC 1 and defeat most of the guys there. Granted I'd have a serious weight disadvantage, but fuck it.
- I am going to be extremely angry if Brendan Schaub lays on Lavar for 3 rounds.
- WHEN THE FUCK IS MARK HUNTOOOOOO COMING BACK !!?? and the dreamcatcher Gegard Mousasi I love seeing that dude fight. He always looks so fucking bored. I really hope he worked on his takedown defence. same goes for Mar Khunt.
- Seeing these Bellator guys in the SB nation rankings really piss me off. They do not deserve to be in there. Could they compete with the UFC guys? Maybe, but until they prove it like Cerrone and Bendo did keep them the fuck away from the top 15 at least.
- All I ask for in a fight is that both the fighters try to finish the fight. Randy Couture wasn't the greatest finisher but at least he tried. WORK. Fighter workrate. Forrest is one of the best, at workrate and that makes for an exciting fight for me. I normally hate on Jake Shields, but in his fight with Ed Herman I could see he was working for a submission and that somewhat made it bearable. JUST GO FOR SOMETHING. Joe Lauzon is my idea of a "perfect fighter". Entertainment.
- Furthermore, Joe Lauzon do or die will go for the finish. Only against the UFCs decision machine Sam Stout has Joe gone to a decision. Albeit, Joe got finished a few times do to bad stamina, but fuck Joe comes to finish. And that's what everyone should do.
- After Jon Fitch took BJ to a draw and got KTFO by Hendricks, who happens to have "99 problems but Jon Fitch ain't one", I am very eager to see what he does against Erick Silva. If he is able to smother erick silva I know the Brazilian crowd will literally want to kill him.
- By the way UFC 153 is also stacked to the fucking core. All these people talkin bout UFC over saturating the market. I do not agree. I am excited for all the upcoming cards that have been rumored or announced.
- FUCK mma is the greatest sport i`ve ever seen. ONE FC goes down in less than 24 hrs.
- Arlovski vs Sylvia 4. dat staredown. Arlovski looks like he means business. i rmb seeing his ass on the jerry springer show. Lil Evil hope he can have a good performance, but Eric Kelly is the philipino hope so i hope he wins still. And anyone with submission skill taps out Jens.
and it is now 4:30am and I`m pretty fucked. And doomed. Here`s some of my favourite pornstars in no particular order
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