Somehow I always seem to stumble across the gnarliest mixed martial arts (MMA) videos on the web. Luckily for all you MMA Maniacs, my first instinct is to share them with the world.

Just ask Cung Le and his failed toe.

Next up is Strikeforce Middleweight Champion Luke Rockhold, who seems to have an abnormal amount of puss collecting in his ear. Like any good fighter, he can't be bothered with a trip to the physician, so he just picks up a syringe from the local five and dime to do it himself.

If getting stabbed in the ear with a needle isn't for you, you might want to skip this vid.

Following the drainage, Rocky teases consumption, but instead opts to write "CHAMP" across the bottom of his sink. Welcome to the art of ear-puss graffiti. Not coming soon to a museum near you.

Thanks to Shoot Media for the video.