MMAania Fantasy League Update: Asshole Squad


It has been brought to my attention that our fearless leader is taking some time away from Mania to allow his pussy to heal up. I don't know which one of you cock suckers offended magicmike's delicate sensibilities, but now look what you've done. You ran off our commish.

I'm going to volunteer to take over these responsibilities. What I need from the rest of the league is hand jobs upon request, a strong understanding of the rules (because I don't know them), and some more hand jobs. My email is on my profile page if you need to contact me.

To stay consistent with the sphincter theme I've dubbed our league the Asshole Squad. I think most of you will agree, especially given the circumstances, that this name works on several levels. It doesn't quite have the ring Brown Star does, but hey, who gives a fuck.

I'm hoping Unambiguously Ambidextrous will keep up with the results postings. Otherwise I would have to do it and I'm sure everyone would agree that it would be garbage. Here is a link to unambig's first results post and here is a link to the rules. Let me know in the comments if we need to change these. After all, there's a new sheriff in town.

Here are the teams:

Shivan Tiger

HW - Stephan Struve
LHW - Alexander Gustafsson
MW - Michael Bisping
WW - Rory MacDonald
LW - Donald Cerrone
FW - Chad Mendes
BW - TJ Dillashaw


HW Shane del Rosario
LHW Rashad Evans
MW Chael Sonnen
WW Siyar Bahadurzada
LW Nate Diaz
FW Chan Sung Jung
BW Francisco Rivera

Team Donkey

HW Reem
LHW Lyoto Machida
MW Anderson Silva
WW Martin Kampmann
LW Gray Maynard
FW Ricardo Lamas
BW Eddie Wineland

Kimura's Crew

Heavy- Travis Browne
LightHeavy- Shogun Rua
Middleweight- Belcher AKA The Talent
Welter- Nick Diaz
Lighties- Khabib Nurmagomedov
Feather- Hatsu Hioki
Bantam- Renan "Barao" Pegado

Violent Mike

HW Matt Mitrione
LHW Hendo
MW Chris Weidman
WW Jon Fitch
LW Bendo
FW Hacran Dias
BW Bruce Leroy


HW Stipe Miocic
LHW Phil Davis
MW Tim Boetsch
WW Carlos Condit
LW Anthony Pettis
FW Denis Siver
BW Brian Bowles


HW Frank Mir
LHW Ryan Jimmo
MW Brian Stann
WW Jonny Hendricks
LW Joe Lauzon
FW Jose Also
BW Brad Pickett


HW Junior Dos Santos
LHW Jon Jones
MW Yushin Okami
WW Jake Ellenberger
LW Clay Guida
FW Charles Oliveira
BW Urijah Faber


HW Cain Velasquez
LHW Glover Teixeira
MW Vitor Belfort
WW Eric Silva
LW Paul Sass
FW Ronny Jason
BW Michael MacDonald

Ulf Murphy

HW Fabricio Werdum
LHW Wagner Prado
MW Daniel Sarafian
LW Frankie Edgar
FW Yuri Alcantara
BW Dominique Cruz

That sucked.

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