It has been brought to my attention that our fearless leader is taking some time away from Mania to allow his pussy to heal up. I don't know which one of you cock suckers offended magicmike's delicate sensibilities, but now look what you've done. You ran off our commish.
I'm going to volunteer to take over these responsibilities. What I need from the rest of the league is hand jobs upon request, a strong understanding of the rules (because I don't know them), and some more hand jobs. My email is on my profile page if you need to contact me.
To stay consistent with the sphincter theme I've dubbed our league the Asshole Squad. I think most of you will agree, especially given the circumstances, that this name works on several levels. It doesn't quite have the ring Brown Star does, but hey, who gives a fuck.
I'm hoping Unambiguously Ambidextrous will keep up with the results postings. Otherwise I would have to do it and I'm sure everyone would agree that it would be garbage. Here is a link to unambig's first results post and here is a link to the rules. Let me know in the comments if we need to change these. After all, there's a new sheriff in town.
Here are the teams: