Freedom.... yada yada... democracy... blah,blah, blah ... apple pie... Hulkamania... You get the picture. Land of the Free, Home of the Whopper and all that. Yeah, we love all that stuff. But lets be real, most of uswould trade all that in tomorrow for a chance to be abducted by Amazon Women of the Moon. So lets celebrate what we love most about this country, the right to look at hot babes no matter how off-topic they are! In the words of that ancient spiritual,

"My country, Tits of thee, sweet land of Libertines, of thee I shhwing!"

So come on Maniacs, bring us your best patriotic pics of the natural wonders of America wearing only a few stars and straps.