Floyd Mayweather (currently jailed boxer) tops the Forbes list of highest paid athletes at $85 million over the past 12 months, setting a blazing pace of two fights over that span. Number two? Recently "defeated" Manny Pacquiao at $62 million.

UFC fans will have to let me know if anyone even places in the top 100... You know why? Because I'm a fucking man, and I don't care enough to look myself. (Just like you shouldn't fucking care what other people are doing)

Here's a link to the article, douchebags:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kurtbadenhausen/2012/06/18/mayweather-tops-list-of-the-worlds-100-highest-paid-athletes/

And here's a link to a similar article, but with photos, for those of us who don't like to read:

http://www.forbes.com/pictures/mli45igdi/1-floyd-mayweather/#gallerycontent

The highest paid female on the list?

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