If you want to feel young again, just follow the old adage, "You are what you eat."
South Korean customs officials seized yet another haul of capsules filled with powdered human babies and are on high alert for more. The pills reportedly originated from China, where aborted fetuses and stillborn babies are believed to be dried on stovetops, then crushed into a powder. This extremely alternative medicine is regarded as a cure for many ailments, but just in case the dried human part wasn't enough to put you off, officials say they actually contain dangerous superbacteria.
Suddenly, eating dog meat at the local Chinese restaurant doesn't sound so bad. Bon appetite!