Welcome to a special Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 15 Live Finale edition of MMAmania presents BeerMania.
Unfortunately, for the second week in a row, I have been geographically foiled in my plan to bring you new beer samples representing the tomorrow night's (June 1, 2012) main event fighters, Jake Ellenberger vs. Martin Kampmann, because of their home state/country.
Luckily for all of you (and your girlfriends) I always have a plan B.
The Ultimate Fighter franchise has been around for years now, and at one point it actually didn't stink. That's right, I said it, the latest editions of TUF stink. Which got me thinking, "what is the worst beer I have ever had?"
Well my maniacal friends, follow me after the jump to find out.
Sleeman Clear: The second worst beer I have ever drank.
Silly Canadians...Clear is for water. Also for the tears that will run down Jay's face after Cung Le dismantles Patrick Cote at UFC 148. I cannot even begin to tell you how awful this beer was. No taste at all. I've had some half decent beers from Sleemans, this is certainly not one of them.
Maybe Geno wouldn't mind drinking this one with his dinner.
Bud Light Chelada: The worst piece of shit beer ever concocted.
I can't even imagine what was going through the minds of the evil turds at AB when they decided that beer and clamato juice was a good idea. I don't like Bud Light, I don't like tomato juice, and I really don't like them in the same glass. If any of you ever see one of your friends about to drink a Bud Light Chelada, smack the shit out them because Shiv said so.
It's time to sound off Maniacs. What's the worst thing you have ever drank? Who is going to win TUF this season, and does it even matter anymore? Enjoy the fights, and remember to always drink GOOD BEER responsibly.
Cheers, after all that suck, you deserve this