Hello, scrotes. In case you didn't catch the prelims tonight Jamie Varner KTFO'd the hottest new LW prospect, Edsel Barbizol. That's right another former WEC standout has whipped the ass of a highly regarded UFC prospect. UFC just had a whole main card of the Diabetes weight class and the prelims were more exciting.

More insults after the jump

When will you Zuffa nutsuckers that run around on the internets learn that UFC ain't shit? WEC > Bellator > UFC. You boys like to say UFC is where the best are? What a joke. UFC is where the best get called to. Want me to prove it?

WEC owns over half of the fucking weight classes.

• Bantamweight champ: WEC
• Featherweight champ and #1 contender: WEC, Sengoku (lol UFC is shit lol)
• Lightweight champ: WEC
• Welterweight champ and #1 contender: WEC, Strikeforce ( rofl )
• Middleweight #1, #2, and #3 contenders: WEC, WEC, Bellator.

Dont' even get me started on the HW division with Brock and all his rigged matches. Everybody knows that the UFC hires the refs and judges. But the refs and judges suck and are ruining the sport. It's the UFC's fault. WEC never had a bad card or controversial decision and no one ever missed weight. E.V.E.R. ... bitch.

And what else?

The Ultimate Fighter is The Ultimate Waste of Time. Bellator Fridays kick UFC Fridays' ass.

Also the UFC video games suck.

UFC ring card girls are trailer trash and always in jail. Watching the live UFC events in person actually gave Dana White cancer.

I just put my e-peen all over your computer screen. What do you homotrons think of that? And tell Kalib Starnes I want my $2!

Proof

DW before UFC

DW after UFC

UFC Ring Card Girls warming up for their next performance

Former UFC Welterweight prospect Anthony Johnson in training for his next fight