UFC 146 video preview: 'If you miss this, you better be dead or in jail'

And if you're in jail, then dammit, you better break your ass out.

That's according to the announcer in this old-school drag-racing video parody that hearkens back to the earlier days of televised promos that, like my junior prom, consisted mostly of loud noises, bright colors and incessant barking. I particularly enjoyed the grainy video feed and less-refined ring card girls.

But the message is loud and clear.

Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) will bring a card full of ass-kicking heavyweights to the MGM Grand Garden Arena this Saturday night (May 26, 2012), including a 265-pound title fight between Junior dos Santos and Frank Mir.

In fact, the entire main card is chock full of bouts with serious title implications (see the line-up here) and if you can't get pumped up for this weekend's fireworks, you need to reconsider your commitment to mixed martial arts (MMA).

I'll see you all on Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

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