"I just look at who he’s fought in the past, and I look at — you know — I look at who he’s fought in the past, and how I match up with them, and I know that… this should be an easy night for me. On top of that, I trained my ass off. I’m not gonna make this a personal thing with the guy, but at the same time, I’m not gonna pretend to respect him. There’s a stark contrast between me and him. You can see that I’m mentally tough, and I’m a bit of a masochist, so I’ll take the abuse, and go through it. When the going gets tough, this guy quits, and I’m gonna make him quit. I’m going to knock his fart-face off, and I’m going to send him packing. There’s no way around it."

Strikeforce import and former Ultimate Fighter (TUF) 14 coach Jason Miller (via UFC.com), who promises he'll quit mixed martial arts (MMA) if he loses to C.B. Dollaway, plans on knocking the "fart-face" right off "The Doberman" when they hook 'em up next week on the undercard of the UFC 146: "Dos Santos vs. Mir" event on May 26, 2012 in Las Vegas, Nevada. "Mayhem" had his face pounded in by Michael Bisping after running out of gas in his Octagon debut last December. He's now promised to redeem himself for that lackluster performance at the expense of Dollaway, or else. Any "Monkeys" out there predicting a career-defining performance from the longtime veteran? Or should we already start planning his retirement party?