On the date of July 23rd 2012 in the year of Lord we humbly ask you to bear witness to the greatest union in the history of MMA. The Families of Ronda Rousey and Rousimar Palhares are delighted to announce and officially invite you (insert Maniac name here) to the wedding of the century. The Church service will commence at 13:00 AMT in Dores Do Indaia, Minas Gerais, Brazil. Reception to follow directly after service. Please all come and celebrate with us.........

25 years later a young man steps into the Octagon for the first time. He is highly perceived to be the greatest prospect in the history of the UFC. He is the first American born Olympic gold medalist in the history of Judo. He is an ADCC Absolute and 77kg Champion. He brings with him a perfect professional MMA record of 8-0. He is the current Jungle Fights Welterweight Champion. Ladies and gentlemen i present to you the future of MMA and quite possibly the craziest motherfucker in the history of mankind; Murilo Rousey-Palhares (what you didn't think Ronda was gonna give up her name now did you?)

The story goes that after little Murilo got straightened out by his parents (you know leg locked and arm-barred into a good little boy) he dedicated his life to the craft of combat. Today we have the privilege of see it live. ...... i hope we can all sit back and enjoy it.

Well Maniacs. What other MMA women and men should marry or breed in the next true generation of MMA royalty?