From pipe to half-pipe.

For those of you wondering what sidelined Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) 170-pound contender Nick Diaz is doing (besides smoking medicinal marijuana) while his lawyer battles it out with the Nevada State Athletic Commission (NSAC), wonder no more.

Middle Easy brings us footage of the former Strikeforce Welterweight Champion, who is apparently a Goofy-Foot, tic-tacking his way through the kitchen before handing his deck off to some unknown interloper, who flaunts a few moves of his own.

Diaz eventually reclaims the board and rattles off a couple of half-hearted Ollies before unleashing the elbows of doom for the viewing audience.

Who said he wasn't a fan of the camera?

It's hard to imagine why he would ever want to return to the sport of mixed martial arts (MMA) when life in Stockton is so exciting and meaningful. In addition to grinding on the kitchen counter, Diaz can also continue to assassinate some hapless produce with his brother's samurai sword.

Find out what else Diaz is up to right here.